Low Bar

[Verse 1]
A low bar is the one bar I know
And slow is as fast as I go
My lofty pursuits
Are all low-hanging fruits
And even then I've got no wins to show

[Verse 2]
A low bar is the one bar I've set
And still I haven't reached it yet
But I'd be lying
If I said I'd been trying
I'd rather just drink and forget

[Bridge]
Well, I know you know that I know you're done
Still I've got nothing to say
I ain't doing much learning
From all the bridges I'm burning
My bad habits are all hear to stay

[Instrumental verse]

[Bridge]
Well, I see you need someone who ain't me
To show all how to get up and go
I ain't much for showing
And lord knows I ain't going
As long as the neon still glows

[Verse 3]
A low bar is the one bar for me
And the only place left I can be
Where they still think I'm funny
As long as I'm spending money
And they listen to my bitchin' for free
Everybody!

[Verse 4]
A low bar is the one bar I know (I know!)
And the bottom is as high as I'll go (I go!)
My lofty pursuits
Are all low-hanging fruits
And even then I've got no wins to show