Reptile Queen
Deep down south where nobody goes
Unchartered swamps only grandad knows
Found his maps thought i'd go explore
Gonna find a big croc that's for sure
Out in the swamps late at night
The mist came down but the moon was bright
My boat it glided through the murky water
Gonna find a big croc gonna be a slaughter
Hypnotised by those snake slit eyes
Thrust it deep between those reptile thighs
Chorus
Reptile queen swamp slut bitch
Reptile queen swamp slut bitch
Deeper into that unchartered swamp
The boat went bang i just hit a stump
I tried to start the outboard motor
What's that gliding through the water
Chorus
Hypnotised by those snake slit eyes
Thrust it deep between those reptile thighs
What's that gliding through the water
A scaly hand getting closer
Lizard skin snake slit eyes
From the swamps she began to rise
She dragged me to her slimy hovel
Chained me up made me spunk and grovel
Now i'm here till the end of time
Making love on her bed of slime