Commercials!

[Intro: Gobi]
Yo, yo, it's ya boy Gobi, check it out
We got these commercial breaks coming right up, uh
Some of them are cool, some of them are like— some of like soul-sucking evil corporate shit
But it's like whatever, y'know, pays the bills
Uh, just ignore it, stay positive
Be right back, Gobi

[Commercial 1: Creamie Dreamies]
My milkshake make a bitch wait
I do not wait
Better yet, dollar is a date
That's a hot date
Hit shit, no karate
Shawty's gotta stretch it like when you in Pilates
My Milkshake make a bitch wait
I do not wait
Better yet, dollar is a date
That's a hot date
Hit shit, no karate
Shawty's gotta stretch it like when you in Pilates
(My— my— my— my)
(Perfect!)
(Well, if you gotta know!)
(I don't even know what I'm doing—)
(Yahoo!)
Come on down to Creamie Dreamies and get yourself a delicious
Dreamie Creamie milkshake
Y—y—y—yeeaah

[Commercial 2: Gloopies]
Howdy do!
It's Gloopy-Sam here (Yeehaw!)
You there, wanna play with the Gloopies?
(Yeehaw!)
Me too!
Fuck yeah!
Alright!
Let me tell you why, um
I love Gloopies!
Yeah, I love Gloopies
Yeah, I love Gloopies
Yeah, I love Gloopies
I love Gloop, yeah
Gloop, yeah, gloop, yeah, gloop
Gloop, yeah (Yeah)
(Come on down to Gloopies today and get yourself an ultra Gloopy Glooper!)

[Commercial 3: 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓲𝓲®]
Hey, you!
Yeah, that's right, you!
You like toys?
You— you like Osean World stuff?
Check it out
I got this exclusive Madmonkeii, shapes, toys and colors
Only twenty million ninety-nine, plus half your soul
Yeah
Come down today and buy a Madmonkeii
Buy— buy one Madmonkeii
Buy two Madmonkeii's
Buy one for your mom and grandma
Who gives a shit?
Just buy all the Madmonkeii's
You can't get them anywhere else

[Commercial 4: AIMatch.com]
You don't have to say it twice to me, I get it
You don't gotta be nice to me, don't sweat it
I'ma be alright without you, I
I found my lover, I found my mate
I don't give a fuck what a hater gotta say, ay
Ay, ay
Okay
Do you want to be like the guy in this song?
If so, then come on down to AIMatch.com and get an exclusive one-thousand percent accurate AI Neural Net calculated match and you will never search for love again
I promise
Would I lie to you?
Come and find out at AIMatch.com today

[Commercial 5: Johnson Stephenson Corp]
Hi, Johnson Stephenson Corp here
Uh, here to say, put chemicals in your weed
Why?
Because it makes it better
Uh— how?
Just does, so—
Don't even think about what you're doing right now and just, put— Just do it
Vote yes on Article 9
This will allow government-mandated chemical injections into all Marijuana
(This message was brought to you specifically by the government don't even worry about it)

[Commercial 6: HappyCorps]
Hey, man!
Squiggly Bill, ten billion
I just want you to know, governments and uh propaganda
Tryna get you to put chemicals in your weed, I'm just gonna let you know
Don't do it!
Shit's all, fucking uh, wack, man
They got the chemicals fuckin' with your brain, man
Fuckin' with, you need your natural stuff, bro
You need natural stuff, man
Yeah, it's— it's like, it's you know
Vote no on Article 9
And we don't, it's your weed, and, we don't
Just vote no, man!
Chemicals is not okay, bro, why—
(Why would you put chemicals in your, your weed?)
This message was brought to you by the HappyCorps, yay!

[Commercial 7: Wizardchat.com]
(Uh, uh!)
(Aw, shit, fuck)
Are you a wizard?
Do you not have fun with regular people because they are not wizards?
Come on down to Wizardchat.com and make some friends with people that are like you
A motherfucking wizard
I mean, hey, what's the worst that could happen?
Wizardchat.com is not responsible for any wizard accidents involving the switching of bodies or possessions by force of wand

[DJ Gobi]
Ayo, it's your boy Gobi, I'm back
Check it out, we just got done with some of the commercials
Before we get back into the tunes, I got a super-sneak-peak exclusive
Got Deko here, with, um
Uh, friends I guess, I don't know?
I don't know these fuckin' people
[?] 'bout to freestyle

[Verse 1: [?]]
Ay, they talkin' about...
They talkin' about your shit bruh
I don't give a fuck I'm freestylin' bro!
Oh, yeah, fuckin' that shit
Yeah, but why you fuckin' tryna—
Why are you tryin' to argue with me bro?
I can't do this shit bro (Bruh)
I really can't do this shit bro!
Shut the fuck up
Wait, hold up— shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up
Ay, shut the fuck up!
Ay! (Ooh)
Hold up— check this shit— hold up— ay

[Verse 2: [?]]
Okay, I get into a fool that wanna play me
Try me
Think that he can underate or Super-fuckin'-Size me
I'm 'bout to blast my fuckin' brain off because I'm hype-y
I'm hyphy
High for the fuckin' dashin', I got fashion in my blood
Yeah, I dress myself and this a freestyle off the fuckin' dome, okay
The best myself and I know that I found my home, okay
I'm from Atlanta, yes I am so Georgia-grown, okay
So shout out Luda all that shit li'l John I'm gone, okay
Yeah shout out Outkast blast that shit okay I'm gone, okay
I'm in the Cadillac I'm ridin' and I'm gone, alright
Two-eighty-five and I'm alive
And I got two [?] do or die 'cause I think I might just drive through a brick wall
I'm fucking Superman, I know I can
These bitches is the fucking opposite of who I am
I'm
So fucking colorful they call me Toucan Sam
And I don't think they can come by
Anything or any man
Nothing men can get between me and my money
I see that I can fall around time looking funny
But that's because I'm really just extravagant, you know this
And I'm so lovely with the words I'm like a poet
I never write it down it's off my brain like every single time
I don't have the fuckin' pen or paper when I fucking rhyme
It's just part of who I am
My brain just fucking understands
When I hit the mic I just go *blap-blap-bap-blook-a-blap*

[Outro]
Nu Radio!
Best radio!
Bringing you the best
Nu Radio!
(Nu Radio)
Jam
Rock your body
(Back to your favorite music!)
I love Nu Radio
Nu Radio plays only progressive music
Welcome to Nu Radio