McDonald’s Girl

I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm gonna say
"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter pounder with cheese
"I love the light in your eyes. Will you go out with me, please?"

I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She's doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not afraid to be the only other virgin I know
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go
She's only 15 years old, and I'm in love with her so

I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

There she stands behind the register
Taking orders from the Saddle River little league
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their homeroom teacher would have to send them home for a week

And as I head for the door, the movement catches her eye
My heart begins to soar, she smiles and waves goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She is an angel in a polyester uniform