McDDT
[Intro]
Come on, come on, come on!
Aw yeah, aw yeah!
1, 2, chicken!
Buy a burger!
[Verse 1]
So I jumped in my car, and I drove through the drive-thru
I got desperate, and I got lied to
It's another double cheeseburger with fries
You're gonna kill the cow just to eat the thighs
Chicken pick a nugget, gonna puke in the bucket
Get a fat stack, heart attack, clogging up your power pack
Separated chicken, pick and eat your meat
You're gonna chuck it up because it's beaks and...
[Chorus 1]
Ronald is killing me
Ronald is killing me
[Post-Chorus 1]
Buy a burger!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu, buy a burger!
[Verse 2]
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-billions served, billion have died
Mickey D is gonna break-a-the-bricks with your thighs
Lean? You mean there's less grease than a piece of fat
Yeah right, come on you're gonna buy that
Break for milkshake, make way for outbreak
Pop a pimple of pus on the late great
Food, folks and fun in the sun
Grab the kids and you'd better run
[Chorus 2]
Ronald is killing me
Ronald is killing me
(I can't hear ya!)
Ronald is killing me
Ronald is killing me
[Post-Chorus 2]
Uh! Buy a burger!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu, buy a burger...
[Bridge]
Um, I'd like a burger
Uh, large fries
And a really thick chocolate shake to go, please
So that was two bacon strips, a little bit of ham, and some yeast? What?
Look, lift your head out of the oil
I'll take a tossed salad and a frosty toss to go, please
Well that'll be 69 cents, sir
Excuse me, you're **** deaf, man
Did you have a cream cheese?
Hey, why don't you just lift your head out of the booth and **** me off
You ****-**** ****-sucker!
[Guitar Solo]
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Buy a burger!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu, buy a burger!
[Verse 3]
(Food, folks and fun!) Serial killer came back with the filler
Grown full of steroids, eat 'em
Make you strong, but it won't last long
More lies, greasy fries, what's your swan song?
Pick it up, Big Mac to the head
Two shots to the dome, and now you're dead
Oh what a rough time, ain't no rewind
They're selling death and you're standing in line
[Chorus 3]
Ronald is killing me
Ronald is killing me
(I can't hear ya!)
Ronald is killing me
Ronald is killing me
[Outro]
Uh! Buy a burger!
Drive ahead please
