Dumaflache

I swore off love, I swore off women
Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'
I'd never be anybody else's love sick fool
It ain't cool

I spend all my spare time fixin' up
My old rusted up pick up truck
In no time at all I'd have it lookin' like brand new
But then you

Flicked the switch on my Dumaflache
Played my piano like a Liberace
I let down my guard
My heart was good as gone

Well you cranked my tractor
You flicked my bick
Woman, you tripped the trigger on my thing-a ma-gig
I can't explain how you done it
But honey you turn me on

Well I've did all the taking
I done all the giving
So threw up my hands
And said, the heck with it
I shut my heart down
Locked it up and pulled the fuse
Before it blew

All my emotions were disconnected
No sign of a spark could be detected
I have nobody
So I have nothing to lose
But then you

Flicked the switch on my Dumaflache
Played my piano like a Liberace
I let down my guard
My heart was good as gone

Well you cranked my tractor
You flicked my bick
Woman, you tripped the trigger on my thing-a ma-gig
I can't explain how you done it
But honey you turn me on

Well, you cranked my tractor
You flicked my bick
You tripped the trigger on my thing-a ma-gig
I can't explain how you done it
But honey you turn me on