Drinkin' And Dialin'

Last thing I remember
I met the boys down at the 'Jammer
We had a few beers, and a few shots

I woke up the next day
With cotton mouth and a headache
Tryin to connect all the dots

Starin up at the ceilin'
I got that funny feelin'
Looked over and I, I saw my ex-girlfriend

I felt like a fool, and thats when I knew
I'd been drinkin' and dialin' again

So the next time you think I've had to much to drink
And you tell me I shouldn't drive home
When you take my keys, oh i'm beggin you please
Go on take my cell phone

Cause I have been known
After tyin' one on to call up a couple old friends
Tell 'em that I love 'em, or maybe don't cuss 'em
When I'm drinkin' and dialin' again

So the next time you think I've had to much to drink
And you tell me I should not drive home
Oh when you take my keys, oh I'm beggin you please
Go on take my cell phone

If you've ever heard, me slurrin 'my words
On your voice mail around 4 a.m.
You'll have to forgive me, and blame it on my whiskey
I was drinkin' and dialin' again

I've been drinkin' and dialin' again