Squeezit the Moocher (Minnie the Moocher)
[Verse 1]
Well, son, let me tell you I’m so pleased to meet you
The boys and I’ve been expecting to greet you
As guest of honor in the house of the dead
Just relax, lay yourself down, say goodbye to your head
[Chorus 1]
Hi-di-hi-di-hi
Ho-di-ho-di-ho
Waddy-waddy-way-di
Hi-di-hi-di-ho
[Verse 2]
Please Mr. Devil, it’s not for me, I’m pleadin’
If you help Renée and Frenchy, I’ll give you what you’re needin’
If you want to bargain, then produce something real
Deliver me the Princess, boy, and you’ve got a deal
(Deliver him the Princess, boy, and you’ve got a deal) Okay
[Bridge 1]
Oh, skip-dap-dip-dap-de-di-doo
Skibby-dip-dibby-dip-di-dap-di-oh
Oh, dap-dap-dap-dap-da-di-oh
Hi-di-hi-di-ho
[Verse 3]
Congratulations, son, you really deliver
This little gal makes me shake and a-shiver
Don’t think I’ve forgotten all the things that I’ve said
Don’t worry ‘bout your friends, relax, now off with his head
[Bridge 2]
Hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi
Ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho
Ho-di-ho-di-ho-oh-di-da-di-day
Hi-di-hi-di-ho
[Verse 4]
Be nice to me, babe, or you’ll regret it
You are my hostage and don’t you forget it
The night is early and there’s lots to be done
Let’s boogie now, come on, we’re gonna have some fun
[Chorus 2]
A-ho-di-ho-di-ho
Hi-di-hi-di-hi
Whoa!
Hi-di-hi-di-ho
[Outro]
Oh, oh, oh