Bullshot

According to a recent tweet by Iggy Azalea
"Diss songs shouldn't be filled with
Celebrity name drops to pad out lazy bars"
I beg to differ

Rihanna never hit me in a text
I take that as disrespect
So now I'm gonna diss this set of celebs
Just for the Swift effect
Don't care whether it's correct
This is the internet, we're here to misdirect
So don't get offended, it's just pretend
And I'm dissing them, just to hit the trend
Ripping Eminem's latest song
It'd be thick to spend a cent on
Iggy Azalea, real name is Kelly
So maybe you're jelly
That Machine Gun's taking the credit
Your space on radio and telly
You've changed, Katy Perry
Used to be irritating but lately you're very
Whereas me
I'm the same as I was as a teenager
But with a way bigger belly
Oh, by the way, got a tip for J cole
Just shut your cake hole
Oh, hey Dolan Dark, these aren't memes
They're stolen art
You need to see a doctor, Grandayy
Grab that needle, cold and sharp
Stick it in Logan's heart
Before the rematch show can start
He's overdosing on his own ego
We need Maxmoefoe so he can barf
At my birthday, someone put on Paul McCartney
I said "Fuh you, don't spoil my party"
No one wants anymore of The Carters
We only want Jay-Z or Beyoncé
I can't say anything about Ariana Grande
Without making a tear drop
Andrew Huang makes music out of anything
Why not make it out of earshot?
Career got as big as Big Narstie
Now it's shrinking in size, Melissa McCarthy
I'm Dana Carvey
Trying to recreate the fame of Garth
Dick Ayoade, you're not Moss
And Minecraft's something that
You'll never top, notch
Beat the devil out of Bob Ross
Make him run out of red, blood loss
Does anybody watch Smosh or did
They swap for Vanoss? Gosh
But guess what? Whatever it was
I bet it's not Jesse Cox
Went to the docks and I
Searched the whole harbour
Still couldn't dredge anything up as
Low as Nicole Arbour
Not even me when I'm dissing my own father
Or asking, "Where's your certificate
Obama?" oh, MC Lars
Your tracks are like town on a Wednesday
Empty bars
Damn, I'm begging you, Kendrick Lamar
Don't smoke
Your flow's full of phlegm and catarrh
I bent my guitar trying to
Play like Brian May
I should make him send me the cost
But he might not pay off
Like calling iDubbbz gay
Hey, didn't anybody tell JCyrus
How stale Vine is?
You're past your sell date, RiceGum
Tyler, The Creator
A tireless creator of shiteness
Tried to get the Fine Brothers
Feat on a track
The cheek, they didn't even react
Don't know where to start with Jacksepticeye
There's too much for this track to rectify
That's the beauty, I don't have to specify
Cover my tracks, I misdirect and lie
Jonathan Pie, a collar and tie
Won't hide your bile so curl up and die
Why do you even try? Should leave
And cry like Stephen Fry
Jeez, I sound like Pyrocynical
The kind of guy that find it difficult
To say anything nice
He's like the pinnacle of edgy teens
Trying to rebel
It's nigh on as bad as ImAllexx
And I simply don't like Callux
Markiplier? Bollocks
You can write that in italics
Casey Neistat is compensating too hard
For his lazy life status
Making millions saying inane opinions
I'm hating Maisie Williams in the
Same way you're hating Minions
It's a silly thing but I really
Think Lilly Singh shouldn't really sing
Jimmy Kimmel, get off my homepage
And lemme see more Limmy's Show
Lately, there's way too much Amy Schumer
Can't get rid of her, baby boomer
Had enough of that zany humour
I want her gone now, maybe sooner jT Music
Were you ashamed of your Machinima name
Or did you lose it?
Catch up, we're not living in a kingly age
Yeah, I'm looking at you, Lindybeige
Won't see me in the club, there's a reason
Ayy i dance like Theresa May
Recently, I've been forcing rhymes
Eminem does it all the time
Now Shady's forty-five
Anyone still check Shade 45?
By the way, Oliver Age 24
You're not twenty-four anymore
Just go away, Wroetoshaw and on the way out
Close the door
GameboyJones should call it quit's
I don't know what you're posting for
No one's coming for your show
Paul Joseph Watson
There's no conspiracy, no one's watching
They just chose an option with
No bloke who's foaming, frothing?
Rode a Salford bus for several stops
Just to slag Gary Neville off
Now that "RAP DEVIL" dropped
I can attack Kwebbelkop
Travis Scott, I've got goosebumps
When I burned the booth of Charlie Sloth
Shefali Oza, weather? He hardly knows her
Give it up, Stylosa, nobody's
Watching your show, it's all over
Like Alex Jones looking at trans
Phallic zones on his phone
Though he sprays transphobic rage
He loves dick, bonecage
Dragging brains back to the stone age
Let's locate Post Malone's cage
Hey, ProZD looks just like an emoji, see?
Give him the stink eye, I miss Pink Guy
How slow could Joji be?
An eager beaver, these people are
Needless as Jessica Nigri's DD procedure
Don't need to hear Justin Bieber
Wiz Khalifa or Nigahiga either
I'm recalling Ethan and Hila
Getting all in Jordan Peterson's wiener
Breath reeks of lobster now
Better brush your teeth call Lady Leshurr
Peter Dinklage need elocution lessons
For better speaking english
Hey, Peter Serafinowicz, look around
Your second season's really shit
I blame Graham Lineham personally
Says TERF is a slur but
Will curse at adversaries
Doubt? Read all about it
Where on earth is Professor Green now?
Emma Blackery ain't exactly singing masterly
New songs sound made in a
Factory and that's flattery
Music quality descending rapidly
Now lemme give Roomie a tip
Try improving your tuning a bit
Like the surgery Boogie has picked
It's just a band, scroobius Pip
Hope nobody'll wanna sue me for this
Chris Brown already had too many hit's
How many people can I humanly diss
And how many of 'em will
See the humour in this?
6ix9ine's too busy grooming the kids
Is he guilty? Yeah, I'm assuming he is
Chris Pine's no brilliant actor
William Shatner's really a bastard
Dizzee Rascal's as good at music as
Gizzy Gazza's as good at movies
Richard Branson sniffs his pants
And Arin Hanson that man ain't handsome
Jim Chapman
Might as well dress in drag or a bin bag
Fuck Big Stig and Syntax
Fuck Strippin and Sjin, twats
I don't donate to Philip DeFranco
Patreon hidden, it's fillin' his bank tho
I don't hate him
I'm just jealous of him making dollars
Out of all you fellows
I make Jacob Rees-Mogg swap place
With Snoop Dogg and do drugs
With Joe Sugg and Pewdie's pugs
Ozuna's music truly sucks
I truly hope Armando Iannucci's movies tank
Coochie coo lil Pump
Don't wanna know what I'd do
To your gucci gang donald Trump
What can I say that hasn't been said?
I'm all stumped
Like when I'm watching Watsky
Ruin his career, what's he doing?
I'm obviously too envious of Stupendium
To be friends with him
FrankieOnPC 1080p's outdated
Get a new pentium
I'm heavily scorning Jeremy Corbyn
Anarchy's a better remedy for him
Could Ellen be more fawning?
Forget Stormzy, gimme a storm warning
I'm going all in, Jake Paul is appalling
Jay Foreman is boring
James Corden, according to me
Is a great big ball of just boring
I'll call in and diss my Discord server
'Til Brit's a bit more subservient
Brit, you're my servant, Nick, Jordan
All of you are boring burdens
I'm an insult-hurling Birmingham boy
Pure vermin slow burning, Bo Burnham
And pointing out that Hola
Soy isn't so German
Do I rate Elro? Hell no
Potientally wish him well though
Can't take it, but I dish it out
Tell Ricky Berwick to lick his elbow
Dude Perfect, you're as perfect as
Superfluous feuds worthless
Never worked out what your true purpose is
Useless as Keem as a news journalist
Fuck anybody who's heard my diss
Including you, you're deserving this
Put the word out quick
NerdOut ripped me off, I'm not sore about it
'Cause they're the new kid on the block
And I used to be hot
Now I'm not like a burnt out whip
Miracle of Sound, you're really dumbing down
I can already predict your single coming out
I'd give Aaron Fraser Nash a razor gash
You're a clown, FabvL, chap, sit down
Shit, wow
Look at Daddyphatsnaps' cruddy track
That's bloody crap, that
But still, I might pirate it, like
I'm on a pirate ship, flying a black flag
Oi, Henry Rollins
You're a punk Phil Collins
Fuck Peter Hollens and Jack Frags
Action Bronson's rappin' nonsense
Elon Musk's an actual nonce
He interrupted Andy Milonakis' stream
And tried to touch his johnson
My stream of consciousness
Constantly leaking consonants upon the beat
Incontinent concerts in three
Different continents
Concertinaed concepts, don't leave a comment
I won't read your correspondence
I'm more bothered reading Boris
Johnson's bollocks columns
Cheated on his wife and he lost the ring
So you can't blame the hobbit's, Gollum
Alex Wassabi
I'm sorry that you are not with Lauren
Sid Vicious, gone but not forgotten
Unlike Johnny Rotten i'm not fond of
Benedenedict Cucumberuphisbottom
Plus, it's not often Hopsin drops
Something I bother watching
If I've got the option
I would rather watch Matt Hoss or nothing
Make a schedule, Boyinaband
Stop going away and annoying the fans
But Faze Banks, stay away, thanks
I'm sure when you talk it's great bants
Nah, you're as awkward as
A Ricky Gervais dance
So I'm already making escape plans
Hmm, I wonder whether Drake wanks
Then shakes hands with underage fans
I'll sponsor Colin Kaepernick just to
Piss off the racist pricks
I'll take a shit and rub their face in
It then make them pay for it
Fuck David Shrigley, Jme, fuck Daniel Craig
Xzibit and absolutely fuck that
Microsoft Word paperclip i hate myself

I'm just playing
All of you fore-mentioned people
You know I love you