ThoughtsFromAnOfficeCubicle

I need a million dollars
I need a million dollars
I need to fill my pockets with a hundred million dollars
I need to pick the winning numbers on the spinning balls, and
Win the lottery and pay off the collectors calling
I need a million dollars so I can quit my job, and
Throw my hard drive and monitor against the wall, and
Middle finger every manager that pissed me off, then
Flip my boss’s desk and piss on his carpet
But I don’t see a million dollars in my crystal ball, and
My Rogers bill’s two months overdue along with
Forty dollars my homeboy spotted
I promised I’d pay back a week ago
Not a problem
But…
Another broken promise…I can’t afford a promise
A heartbroken daughter who will never go to college
The total opposite of what a responsiblе adult is
I’ve never seen a thousand dollars in my balancе column
I need a million dollars
I need a million dollars
I need to fill my pockets with a hundred million dollars
I should be puffing on a pipe in pink silk pajamas
A made man…Dick swinging like Vincent Vaughn’s is
Flicking quarters at the CN Tower restaurant, and
Throwing litter out the window of my helicopter
But my Mastercard’s maxed and my credit’s garbage
Yesterday I got rejected for a Brick credit card
I’m starting to think a million’s not in my deck of cards, and
I don’t deserve a million dollars like Marisa’s Oscar
I’m sick of window shopping
I’m sick of hard day’s nights
Working like a dog
Beat like Ringo Starr sticks
The pressure’s on me
I’m one disconnected phone away from visiting a session at the bingo parlor
Eyeball the jackpot bingo caller
Pull a pistol on her and rob all of her winnings off her
Slip the wedding ring on her finger off her
Pawn her jewelry at Richmond and Jarvis
I need a million dollars
I need a million dollars
I need to fill my pocket with a hundred million dollars
I’ll never lose a wink of sleep with a million dollars
A fistful of dollars outweighs a guilty conscience
I can’t spend my life imprisoned in this dismal office
I need to fill my pockets with a million dollars