Marvel At That (Road Trip)
[Verse 1 : Esoteric]
A
A is for Avengers and Ant-Man too
A little guy that comes up big like you
B
B is for Betty Brant and Bruce Banner
Black Widow, Beast and Black Panther
C
C is for Cap as in Captain America, now what he say ?
I can do this all day
D
D is for your favorite guy Drax
And can’t forget Daredevil, real name : Matt
D is for Deadpool and I kinda assume
That you know the illest D that’s Dr Doom
E
Electro and Ego so there
But don’t go on a ego trip (why ?) that’s a trip to knowhere
F
F’s for Fantastic Four
Fin Fang Foom and Falcon, now gimme more
G
Groot, Gamora, Gambit
Green Goblin, Galactus, he devours planets
H
H is for Hulk and he’s rad
And like your mom you don’t wanna see him when he’s mad, I’m kidding
I, I, gimme a beat
Iron Fist, Iron Man, Iron Patriot
J
J is for J. Jonah Jameson
Juggernaut (not), Jean Grae (O…)
K
Obviously Kang, Kingpin, Kraven
Supervillains out misbehaving
L
Loki but check it you hungry ?
Next exit we’ll get some food in our tummies
[Interlude]
- Little man here is gonna have the uhhh cheese quesadilla with double white rice and chocolate milk and uhh chips and I will have the usual
- What’s your usual ?
- Ack ! C’mon man…
[Verse 2 : Esoteric]
M
Morbius, Mystique and Magneto
*burp* excuse me that was a good burrito
N
I got a sinking feeling that I’m stumped
Nah I’m kiddin’ man, Namor you punk
O
OK, Okaye or maybe it’s
Doc Ock known as Otto Octavius
P
Well that’s for Punisher I told ya
You can’t learn about Punisher until you’re older
Q
Q is for Quicksilver, the fastest
If we were Quicksilver we’d be outta this traffic
R
Rocket Raccoon on the scene
And the Red Skull who you’ll never be for Halloween
S
Spider-Man the best but that’s too predictable
I gotta think of something more original
Silver Surfer that popped in my head
But Imma say Super-Adaptoid instead
T
T’s the Thing, Thanos, Thor
And one day you’ll be as big as them for sure
U
U is for Ultron but look
He’s mighty in the movies, and really cool in the books
And that’s why son it’s so important to read
What’s the next letter we got comin’ up kid ?
V
Vision, Vulture, Venom
Those guys can get kinda violent if you let ‘em
W
Wanda, Wong and Wolverine
Keep your mind sharp as his claws, know what I mean yo
X
Well friends that’s the X-Men
If you’re a mutant you gotta check Professor X then
Y
Why ?... cuz I said so, that’s a dad joke, it’s on you
Y is really for Yondu
Z
What ? I can’t hear you clear now
We can quit this game anyway cuz we’re here now…
[Outro]
- « Thanos will return » it says at the end, but, like, earlier in the film, he said, like, Gomorra asked « what are you gonna if you destroy, like, half of the universe ? » he said « I’m gonna sit down and die in the sun or whatever » and he did just that at the end of the movie so…
- He didn’t die !
- [inaudible]
- …yeah, and he said [inaudible] »
