Art Bitch

[Intro]
Porno

[Verse 1]
My art is called "egocentric soft porno"
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject goes
From something like anything but "me-ism"

[Verse 2]
Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?
He could drop the paintings and photograph his penis
Or take pics of the chicks; yeah, you know what I mean
Wouldn't it be better for Escher?
He could drop the math and make it happen on his mattress
Two girls and a cam, three girls and a cam (Two, uh; three, uh)
You put a dog there and you got "Polaroid scam"

[Chorus]
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

[Verse 3]
I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
Call me a revolutionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
What I do is called "art-shit"
And don't you dare make fun of me
'Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D

[Chorus]
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

[Bridge]
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole

[Chorus]
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

[Outro]
Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole