You. Are. My Biggest Fan

Hey man, I didn't see you come in
Did you happen to catch my band?
Well that's alright, maybe next time
I know you're a busy man

Busy making everyone think you're so hip
Trying to act like you're above all of this
Finding reasons to look so pissed
So everyone thinks you're an artist

If I were in your position
I’d be grateful every single day
If you think you’re entitled to your seclusion
Then get off the fucking stage

Hey man it’s been awhile
I heard you on the radio
Playing all the same heartless songs
Acting like you had somewhere better to go
I guess it really is all about who you know

If I were in your position
I’d be grateful every single day
But you blow off your fans who listen
To every single word you say

If I were in your position
I’d be grateful every single day
If you think you’re entitled to your seclusion
Then get off the fucking stage