Bank of America

[Verse 1]
Old man in a shitty band
Luring teenage girls into a cargo van
You make me want to get a job
Trust fund crust punks with credit cards
For chopping lines and filling shopping carts
You make me want to get a job

[Verse 2]
Over-the-counter culture
You purchased at the altar
Of our punk forefathers
And most of them were assholes too
You are a caricature
Of a cartoon character
You are not Joe Strummer
You're a bad actor in a sad costume

[Pre-Chorus]
And your scene will be over soon

[Chorus]
Anarchists with rich parents
If that's punk rock
I pledge allegiance to the Bank of America
Circle pits full of hypocrites
If that's punk rock
I plеdge allegiance to thе Bank of America
And you're a PG-13 GG Allin
Shane McGowan minus talent
And you make me want to get a job