Brush P.S.A.
[Intro]
Now kiddies it's bedtime, you know what that means?
I gotta take out the trash?
No silly, it's time to brush your teeth!
[Verse 1: Cool Calm Pete]
Scram to the bathroom, water in the cup
Moisten the toothbrush, you know what's up
Crest, Colgate, Aquafresh
Straight across the bristles, nothing less
Now side to side, can't stop, won't stop
Hit her from the front, hit her from the back
Hit her from an angle if you got it like that
Girls love it if you got it like that
Fresh brushed she'll think your a genius
Impressed she might touch your -
Come on, please, let me get a kiss
Don't be a tease, be a proper miss
Oral-B girls rock it steady
Pump or squeeze, are you ready
Let's fight tooth decay
Let's floss everyday
Back and forth no gum diseases
Brush those fronts just like Jesus
Back from the dentist, then he gets this
No cavities, pump that fist
Back and forth, forth and back
Jungle Mike says, "plaque is whack"
This just in, brush your teeth
Think of all the candy you can eat
[Bridge]
Jungle Mike with the candy rap
[Verse 2: Jungle Mike]
Okay, they tell you to brush like a million times
But fuck that I'd like you to meet some friends of mine
I call them Push Pop, Ring Pop, low pop spree
Nominated Fun Dip and Good and Plenty
Cigarette gum, gum tape and Nerds
Button caps, Razzle, gummy bears, oh, gummy worms
Peace to Pixy Stix's
Tootsie Rolls dreams y'all how many licks?
Red Hots, M&M's, Gobstoppers
Boston baked beans and them Starbursts
Laffy Taffy's, Bazooka Joe, Bliss
A whole bag of pennies for them Swedish Fish
4ever mints, candy canes, Merry Christmas!
Licorice the only ones, on your shit-list
Great Bubbalicious Sugar Daddy's
6 licks and yes, York Peppermint Patty's
Your teeth gonna put up a good fight
But Jawbreakers rule, word to Mike and Ike's
Word to Rain-Blo bubbles, Hubba Bubba bubbles
Soda and Poprocks, now we in trouble
Go Charleston Chew, and Peanut Chews
Mary Jane's, blunts, and of course Big League Chew
Candy bar nation, I can't forget you
These the cavity all stars, you know how we do
It's the P.S.A, promise the tooth decay
Have a nice day
