Bertha's Big Back Yard
Dan Maines, Jean-Paul Gaster, Neil Fallon, Richard Sult
Bertha's Big Back Yard of vertebrae
Largest selection this side of the Mississippi
Oooh, you won't find them anywhere else
Free pony rides for the children
Coffee and donuts for the adults
Open seven days a week except high holy holidays
Come on down and pick yourself up a whale bone
