'Roni Got Me Stressed Out

I just looked inside the closet,
Paper towels running scarce.
Don't know what to do about it,
Grocery stores they got me scared.

I should probably place and order,
I guess that's the best bet.
But deliveries are slower,
Than Teddy Riley's internet
No disrespect.

Every time I hear the news,
I feel like I'm going bezerk,
Everybody's talking shit
And all my friends are out of work.
Will they ever find a cure,
Your guess is as good as mine,
Will we tour before 2029?

Chorus
Because
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I think I need some help,
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I gotta take care of my mental health.
I said,
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I think I need some help.
Because,
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I gotta take care of my mental health.

Bought a 2020 planner,
I guess I'll throw it out,
I never ever wanna remember,
What this year was all about.

I don't know what day it is,
I thought we were still in March,
Now my hair is looking crazy,
And my skin is feeling harsh,
When I'm out and I hear a sneeze,
I freak out and run back home,
Someone get me Dr. Fauci on the phone.

Chorus
Because
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I think I need some help,
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I gotta take care of my mental health.
I said,
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I think I need some help.
Because,
The Roni's got me stressed out,
I gotta take care of my mental health.

Even though you're stressin' me,
You won't get the best of me. (repeat)