The Discount Song

This one right here goes out
To all you people
That have ever paid full price
For something that is only
Worth three fourths of that real
Price that you paid

It's seven in the morning and
I'm sitting in the tub
Oh, I'm hungry like a muh, oh
I need me some grub
I said some biscuit's nice and hot
Would sure hit the spot
But I'm broke like a joke
So let that discount drop

I pulled up in the drive-thru
Right then I knew there's no contemplatin'
About my money situation

I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
You see son hook me up with a free one
I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know
And that's not a joke this
Brother's poor and cold
I need some meat to complete my week
So hook me up with -
What? - combo number three
For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind
For a burger and Sprite and
Some fries on the side?
And my pocket is thin and
Your price is too big
So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop

Now I'm stuck with no money
I need something in my tummy
Cause I'm gettin' really hungry
I'm about to die
Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
You ever seen a grown man
Beg to be hooked up?
Well that's worth a try

Can we help one another?
Come on and hook up a brother
I know I'm not your sister just
Pretend I am your mother
Cause family discount that's what
It's all about

Oh, I need it, I need it
So help a brother out
I'm broke, I'm broke don't poke no fun
I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
Or how about a pizza for a very special price
And to make it real nice
Sprinkle red pepper spice

Rah, rah, you're magic ta dah
Make my price deflate
Don't hate for goodness sake
Be straight and let me take
A discount on number eight
I'm in the low money state
Almost low as my date

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop

Alright looky here my brethren
I know there's times when
That money's tight
And you just wanna take out that
Dime piece to a nice dinner
Like the Red Lobster or Applebee's
Heh, I feel you
Well I tell you what you store
This message in your little heart
And when you get there you use it
And if and when it works
You might as well go and bless
Yourself with some dessert too
Alright let's try this out

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop

I wanna discount i wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if
I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop
And let that discount drop