Derek is Our Saviour

Derek is our saviour
But he shot the wife three times
Derek is our saviour
But he pulled an older lady twice

Just ask any man
He'll understand
That what you've got means not a lot
When you're dead
But 'til then
I'll keep my friends close by
And my enemies closer still
Then you're dead
With a gun to your head
So what they gonna do with you when
What you got means not a lot
When you're dead

Spiny Norman was a sheep herder
But he wanted to catch fish
Spiny Norman was a sheep herder
But he couldn't bear to live

(Why)
Just ask any man
(Why)
He'll understand
(Why)
What you've got means not a lot
When you're dead
(Why)
But 'til then
(Why)
I'll keep my friends close by
(Why)
And my enemies closer still
Then you're dead
(Why)
With a gun to your head
(Why)
So what they gonna do with you when
(Why)
What you've got means not a lot
When you're dead

So just ask your nan
She'll understand
That what you've got means not a lot
(Why)
When you're dead