The Essex Predator
[Verse 1]
So I woke up
Drank from my cup
After finally getting to sleep
That baby next door really makes some noice
But he's also so adorable
I walk over to the mirror and put on my make-up
Got a text from my boyfriend and he's what I need
He makes me feel like I have a voice
He said that car he's always wanted
Is currently affordable
I'm so happy for him
Went down stairs and ate breakfast
I never want it by my mum makes me
I look over and just see my brother
Refusing to eat his solids
I leave and knock for Kim
But behind her I see her brother
Who randomly asks if I had a good rest
I think he's nice guy
But he's kinda weird
Right now he's looking at my chest
Kim finally interrupts and calls him a loser
He looks like he's about to cry
On the walk she ask's if I like beards
And I said "no, I hate them"
Kim says "remember when?"
And out of nowhere
In comes James
And complements my hair
We kiss and then I notice something different
I spot something on Kim's glasses
I go to speak and then I get a phone call
But no one speaks so I say "Is this some sort of game"
James takes the phone and says "fuck with my girl if you dare"
And then I put the phone away
Believe it or not James is a gent
I look at my watch and I'm missing my first class
We start running and bump into Jewel
First lesson went slow
I look out the window and see someone
Who I don't know
Just looking at me
I feel like I need to run
I start sweating
The I see James looking at me with some jewelry
That makes me feel safe
I look back outside and see nothing there
I know I saw something there I swear
I think I'm stressing
Looking in the mirror
Is someone I don't even recognize
It's like something from thriller
I need to get out of here
This is the first time this year
I've left school early
But somethings wrong
I think he's a man who's hair was curly
I really need to know what's going on
So I leave
And go into the woods to get home
So I travel with ease
Even though it was just me
I didn't feel alone
But I could hear something in the tree's
I keep telling myself it's the wind
And then I see Kim's sibling with a giant grin
What are you doing out here I ask
I was gonna where a mask
He replied with a slow tone
Then sprinted over to me and tackled me to the floor
And digged into my pocket and grabbed my phone
And shoved his fingers into my jaw
Saying we're finally doing this
As he slowly moves his tongue between my hips
I scream for help
But he's taking of my belt
And putting it in my mouth
Saying now try and shout
Tears start coming out my eyes
But he grabs my thighs
He puts his cock in me
And stretches out my pussy
Looks me dead in the eyes
Picks up and rock
And bang I'm out
I wake up and I don't know what's happening
All I can see is the sun rise
And someone shout
I was still in shock
I could only smell petrol
All I could think was you're mental
He grabs the lighter
And boom things are brighter
[Verse 2]
So I woke up
Drank from my cup
After finally getting to sleep
She keeps running through my mind
God I really what to take her from behind
My friends call me crazy
My mum said maybe
But things have gotten worse lately
And this goes on the daily
Kim walks in and calls me a prick
And said that I take dick
Which I don't, bitch
But she does have very nice hairs
I walk down stairs
And there she is standing at my door
My jaw hits the floor
She's the most beautiful thing I've ever saw
If only I can pour my heart out
And scream and shout
I walk down and talk to the goddess
And say did you sleep well
I actually did it, am I conscious
God I want to her in a cell
Wait, I'm getting of track, Christ they're big
Why is Kim here, she's making me out to be a pig
I'm really hurt but I can't show
She can't know
I know, I'm about to flow
I must run upstairs
She probably doesn't even care
I really need to know what she's saying
I can't just be laying
She'll think I'm playing
I know I'll speak to her on the phone
It's lucky I took it from Kim's phone
I've got to practice what I've got to say
Should I say I'm bad to the bone
Even that makes me grown
She's answered
The words aren't coming out
I'm choking how
James is calling me a fucking bastard
Luckily he doesn't know who it is
I'm in doubt
So I'm quiting
Because everyone knows what I'm shiting
Some people would say I meow
I just want those titties
I must go and talk to her in person
I'll end it with a curtain
I'm for certain
People are looking at me
And that's probably because I'm hiding behind a tree
Oh fuck she just saw me
I better duck
I still have some luck
She's going through the woods
This is so good
So I put on my hood
She knows I'm here
I can see the fear
It's in her eyes
I'm hypnotized
I run over and tackle her to the floor
She's scared for sure
But she wants more
I insert my penis in
I can feel her smooth skin
She's lovely and thin
God sake she's traveling to much
You know how it is and such
So I clutch my hands round he throat
And that was all she wrote
We finally did it
And it wasn't shit
Now cover her in gasoline
So I'll trash the scene
Get the match
Scream "sorry, you're a catch"
And throw
We could have had an amazing show