PRT Time
[Verse 1]
When I walk in the club
I really fancy some grub
And I don't even need to watch pornhub
But that's probably because my birth was a botch
But anyway lets not talk about my crotch
If its a shit club then I want my cash back
I'll take you on a little flashback
Hello I'm 5 year old Chazer Wazer
Compared to most I was bigger
So I fucked my neighbour
And I made her my bitch
By smacking her ass
I'm stronger then spinach
You could call me a jackass
I'm rad
And totally bad
If you get me in a cage
I'll get full of rage
And I'll make front page
And take center stage
I'm gonna put all my bitches on sale
To buy some methane
Cause I'm insane
And I'm nicer then Florence Nightingale
By the way I have an airplane
I just want to entertain
I'm always baked
I've never had a tummy ache
I'm gonna have some weed now
Hey it's a cow
Call, hall, all, rival, landfall, y'all, Paul, alcohol, nightfall
Kangaroos are cool, handball, umbrella's and basketball, recall
Seawall, tall
[Chorus]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
I'm Shady
[Verse 2]
I enjoy a good party
I had a childhood derby
And fuck Fergie
And fuck your London bridge
There's no way you'd make it to Cambridge
Anyway I like doing drugs
And I'll even fuck a pug
Cause I'm a mad man
And I like fake tan Japan
My mentor is Charlie Sheen
And I'm a meanie
I don't wear jeans
I enjoy having threes
And I'm always clean
Because I have great hygiene
Aw, I need some Caffeine
But I look breezy
Whilst being calmly
Now give me a cookie
But I'm not bossy
Unless you're a women
Who's not from Britain
I'll never go away
And can't wait until Friday
And I'll fuck anyone midday
And I don't waste time with foreplay
Ha check out my rhymes
[Chorus]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
I'm Shady
[Verse 3]
I don't have a bedtime
And I haven't reached my peak
Maybe I'll move to Anaheim
I fuck prostitutes
And I hate women in suits
I don't need to fuck them but I do
I don't go on Yahoo
After reviewing this
I want to reminisce
I've fucked so many sluts
And I've played with a donut
I've never deleted a tweet
And your girl, I'll still
I don't like feet
I've never had oatmeal
You could call me hurtful
And I like purple
Deal or no deal
I don't do anyone who's cheap
I'll probably fall asleep
I'll never bid you farewell
However I follow the eatwell guide
If you don't like me then commit suicide
And you can't find the guy
Because his classified (Wink)
I consider Charly and Marley to be badmen
And what do I create with my pen
I'll pay everyone a compliment
Here's a cent (ha ha ha)
See we have some banta
I don't know how to play the guitar
Do you?
Maybe that's something I'll pursue
