Paul & Karen

[Verse]
Yeah, 2003 I arrived
Got fucked like I was in "American Pie"
Destined to be awkward and shy
Sometimes I just wish I would die
Emotions will never allow me to cry
Don't like Chazer's rap, how's mine
But let me tell you about I
Parents argued the day I was born
Weren't together 'cause my Mum was a whore
Now I'm addicted to porn, been retarded since I was four
Parents split before I could speak
Nan once had a waterbed that shit would leak
Mothеrfuckers say I should speak (more)
But fuck you, this is my lifе, you ain't even in my highlight
So stay away from me 'cause I'll explode like dynamite
As a kid I thought I was funny, I ain't looking back in hindsight
No good looks but I've told I've got charisma
Fooled myself into thinking I was some hot enigma
Can't get a job, I don't need no bitch employment
My parents are both fuck ups but it says a lot when I'm their biggest disappointment