Confessions Of A RetRded Mind

[Verse 1: Big Barry Brown, Policeman]
I fucking hated the person I was as a child (What, bullied?)
No, a fucking pussy who was scared of a paedophile
A pussy was me but then I joined a gang and went wiled
I could live and have peeps to hang with, it'd been a while
By the way I knew a banger called Kyle who made me grin with a smile
I lived in denial about my mental health all my fucking life
I'm pretty fucked when I call a cucking wife
To bend me over a table like I'm ducking knives
Or like a fag, get it? Bend, little bit of word play
Bitch I'm the shits cause I always hit nerds, gays
Anyways, let me just say I'm swift like Taylor, that's a triple
(Um, no it isn't) Shut the fuck up
I'm sorry, it's just I suck like a baby on a nipple (that was basic)
And plus they say I'm gay, which isn't the case, I'm just simple
There's a switch in my mind like I'm a fucking cripple
I'm not complicated, I want a war that's civil

[Verse 2: Big Barry Brown, Policeman]
Sure thing, my gang was called the "we are hard crew"
But hey, we could argue all day or send you a message saying "I heart you"
(Whoa, that's way off topic) Fun fact, I can guard two
(Well that's cool) Lay the fuck down retard, woo!
(Barry, you're making no sense) you don't know what I've been through
(I get that) If I wanted, I could off fuck Avril Lavigne
(Who's that? It's 2001) I prefer money like cash green
Look I'm over telling you about all the shit I've done
And yes I took to torturing fools just for fun
One thing you need to know is I'm a shook one
(Are you dangerous) Oh for sure
I did like pumping into a bitch curled like a hook, son
(What?) That's right I said it and I don't regret it
I might even read a book on how to shoot myself in my head shit
(You mean the brain?) Yes, exactly, I need that cause I cook my enemies and I meant it
Only problem with me is the fist time I had sex I made a joke about her clit

[Verse 3: Big Barry Brown, Policeman]
Back in ninety eight I killed some guy just because of my hate
(Why did you hate him?) On his record it said he had nine lates
He was like nah, it's fine mate can't we just get a fine slate?
(How did you kill him?) He said he was feeling ill so I drove him home and hit him with a weight
(Oh gosh) It's okay, I cut the phone line (still, that makes my stomach ache)
Gangsters are jealous of my crib cause I own mine, so I dumped them in a lake
There bodies made a splat like a fly on the fucking wall
I want to be on TV like Noddy and I won't stop until I'm sucking all
I shot so many fools, everybody called me Mike Shotty with them cutting tools
(But you're name isn't Mike) Shut the fuck up slut, I'll make it so you're mauled by a cat
Don't try and mess with a guy called B-Arry and that's just where I'm at
Try and sigh at me, I'll pull out your hair with a stare if you think crimes whack

[Verse 4: Big Barry Brown, Policeman]
I'll sleep with an ore minor, chuck her down the stairs and bury her in a sack
Kill a minor if they're don't mind or give head, B-cup is called my layer, rat
(How much did you make?) That's awfully personal, sonny
N-words wanted more jelly but I gave them honey
I want to fuck four fat sluts, wrap them in a hurse, it's funny
(Barry, you do know what you've told me is a serious offence?)
I'll burst every cop's brain, no offence
I'm being honest, please don't sentence
(From what you've told me you're a psychotic criminal and)
That's rude
(Let me finish my sentence)
Rude
(You said you wanted me dead)
Yes, and?
(You said that I ride on dick with an ice long stick)
I didn't mean it
(Sorry but you're going to jail bitch)
I'll fucking kill you, stab you in the eye with a nail! sorry, I lost it
(Don't blame me because your life has failed because your mind was sick)
I know I made a shit ton of mistakes but I'll do anything like writing out your mail
I'll even teach you how to stay cool
(No offence but you're not cool but I think you're a fool and you don't have a good vocabulary)
What, that's certainly not the case, I'll get mase and attack you with that bass
(You're really hurtin' me, I know you killed someone with a vase)
Hey, you better keep your mouth sealed cause that'd be ace
Yo, I'm spacing out, there's no more room in my head for more air
(It's good you're aware of wordplay cause you'll be mixing with the black haired)
Let me out of this room, I'm dying to get out like a sheep on heard day
(Stop it) Don't tell me what to do, I'm not going to do what some nerd say
(Did you know I was once a rapper?) Okay?
(I bet you're jealous of my verse, ay?)
I was put on this Earth during my birth in May
(I know when your birthday is) When I get out, I'll be first place
(First place of what?) First place at life like a Thursday
Don't worry though, I'll wear a condom for her sake
(Hold up, wait, what do you mean "her"?) The bitches in the place