Celebration Man

[Intro]
Yeah, you know, technically
I'm not even really supposed to be here right now
So fuck it, might as well make the most of it
(Amen, Amen)
Yeah! Ha ha, feels good
Guess I'm lucky
Some of us don't get a second chance
But I ain't blowin' this one
Nah, man, ha ha
Shit, I feel like I can do anything now

[Bridge]
Who can sneeze with their eyes open
Drink all of the bloody sea ocean
Then kick someone who's legs are broken
(Celebration Man, Celebration Man
Celebration Man, Celebration Man)
Not look at a women with a low-cut top
Cough on someone then set fire to the drug shop
Break someone's hip then hop
(Celebration Man, Celebration Man
Celebration Man, Celebration Man)

[Verse 1]
I can feel something brewing
The crowd is beginning
You can hear the fans booing
But then he arrives
Then you can hear them wooing
It's like he needs to be proving
That he can still be winning
Send the crowd spinning
So he'll keep on sinning
Cause back in your lives
He's back on the attack
With all this rap
Just call him AEW
Cause he's going full gear
He's here to trouble you
So look here
It's not been a good year
It's not been a bad year
So don't fear
He fucks outside
And he doesn't care whether it's raining or not
So get on his ride
Cause he's travelling to hell
So grab a bottle cause he can get hot
It'll be a story to tell
Take in the smells
Then he'll put you on the sell
Steal your organs
Buy some orphans
Then send them to a warden
Now he's got the newest camera
Man he could have never pictured this
Then clapped her
The girls with the hips
He didn't care about the risks
He's fucking crazy
But he's rhymes are never lazy
Just like when he commits crimes on the daily
Cause he's going til he's eighty
No matter what he has the never ending life
And he'll bang any wife
With his cock or gun
When he cocks it back when he's done

[Refrain]
Now guess who? (Hey!) Here's a clue (Hey!)
He came to the ball in his wife beater, lost his Nike shoe
It's in your ass, (Hey!), he's in your ass
He's all up in your psyche too
Now, what's his name?

[Chorus]
(Celebration Man, Celebration Man
Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man)
If I had a time machine, I'd be Cinderella Man
(Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man)
Music is my time machine, so call me
(Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man
Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man)

[Bridge 2]
Fuck swinging for the fences
Break them down master all the senses
Go for broke
Everyone remembers how his dope
(Celebration Man, Celebration Man
Celebration Man, Celebration)
And if ya say nope
Prepare to say it to his face
He's the opposite of a disgrace
The only man who can't be replaced
(Celebration Man, Celebration Man
Celebration Man, Celebration)

[Verse 2] (289)
He's ready to start his celebration
So get ready for his explanation
Ever since this devastation
I'll give you this demonstration
So get some preparation
If your ever tryin to step to me
It's all about the presentation
So I guess you'll see
When people try to be wannabe's
Cause me and him aren't just enemies
It's just he represents the new me
The legend, iconic, the one and only
Me and he can be considered ironic
But I slaughter everyone on the mic
It's called a fucking homicide
I'm addicted to it, you could say I've got a chronic case
Jesus, I've been listening to too much logic
I need to stay on topic
So I went on a hike
While riding a bike
Kill someone on a spike
Cause of their race
Spit in their face
And then brag about my pace
So brace yourself
Cause he'll take your health
Even when I'm under the weather
I'm still fresher
Then everyone in the building
So I'll stop bitching
As soon as I stop healing
And Slim Shady stops killing
But hell I'm superpose to be their
Just for a couple of swears

[Refrain: Eminem]
Who? Here's a clue (Hey!)
He came to the ball in his wife beater, lost his Nike shoe
It's in your ass, (Hey!), he's in your ass
He's all up in your psyche too
(Hey!) Now, (Hey!) what's his name?

[Chorus]
(Celebration Man, Celebration Man
Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man)
If I had a time machine, I'd be Cinderella Man
(Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man)
Music is my time machine, so call me
(Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man
Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man)