The Evening News [Album]
Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
Welcome to the evening news
I thank you all for tuning in
Yes I'm your host and your journalist
It's Chamillionaire so let the news begin
Our helicopters out in the streets
Look at the screen an let's zoom it in
Cause Cash is live at the scene
Hey Cash is how are you my friend
Got no time for no interviews
(Go got no time for no interviews)
No time to trip don't be confused
Cause this type of news depends on interviews
Got no time for no interviews
(Go got no time for no interviews)
You know I keep my ear to the streets
So it's up to me to bring you the truth
I saw a movie were George Bush
Had a bearded man on his squad
So much power from oil money
That poor folks can't sit by him
No problem Osama
Bin Laden been hiding
So long that them pictures all starting
To look like him on them milk cartons
Don Imus made comments
That made everybody forget about him
That's him Anna Nicole got pregnant
And had kids by him
Rest in peace to Virgina Tech
Too many innocent kids dying
Well let's just blame hip hop
And act like that's the big problem
Now I would give you news about Katrina
But you know I can't talk about Katrina
Cause every time I talk about Katrina
They look at me like it's a misdemeanor
Anyways there's way more
Important stuff that we can discuss
George Bush is playing golf
Everybody hush he's about to putt
Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
And the world keeps turning slow
(Turning slow turning slow)
As the world keeps turning slow
(Turning slow turning slow)
As the world keeps on turning slow
(Turning slow turning slow)
This is your evening news
I know you take offense to certain words
I've heard worse but I wouldn't blame ya
They say he's a entertainer
Don't worry about it never mind Kramer
The Crocodile Hunter got stung
And the lion turned on the lion tamer
We keep sending troops to Iraq
I figured that we must like danger
Little kids don't learn in school
They go to school to go spray a gun
If you a parent then be a parent
Get off the couch and go raise your son
Kobe just broke another record
Today's game he hit 81
Now they saying he's number 1
But yesterday they all hated him
OJ was named innocent
He got no sentence he's still alive
It's very ironic that the lawyer
That defended him had to die
Well now my cue card says
The price of gas isn't really high
But I'm not going to read that
Cause we all know that that's a lie
Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
We still haven't found Pac's killer
Still haven't found Biggie's either
30 minutes into the case
They got tired and took a breather
Snoop Dogg just got arrested
Everyday he gets a new subpoena
Innocent when murder was the case
So the prosecution got a middle finger
Hip hop is sweeping the nation
But the contents seem so degrading
Most rappers got new albums
That white kids are anticipating
If you don't like it on the radio
Or the television then switch the station
Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings
Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hating
Kanye just said what
The president ain't got time for that
The White House is going to stay white
Even tho' we know Obama's black
9/11 was a calculation
And some would say it was a timed attack
He gave a speech on CNN
They bombed us now we're bombing back
Where the heck is Osama at
And I would love to talk about Katrina
But every time I talk about Katrina
They look at me like it's a misdemeanor
Anyways there's way more
Important stuff that we can discuss
N Sync making the band
And Milli Vanilli have broken up
Gas prices raises the money keeps burning
Dropout rate rising so what are they learning
Sending the troops in the war so I turn it
To today's evening news
And the world keeps turning slow
(Turning slow turning slow)
As the world keeps turning slow
(Turning slow turning slow)
As the world keeps on turning slow
(Turning slow turning slow)
This is your evening news
