Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats

Are you blind when you're born?
Can you see in the dark?
Can you look at a king?
Would you sit on his throne?

Can you say of your bite
That it's worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the walk
When you're walking alone?

Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles would
Jellicles would and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do

When you fall on your head
Do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense
There's a storm in the air?

Can you find your way, blind
When you're lost in the street?
Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer?

Because Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Familiar with candle, with book and with bell?
Were you Whittington's friend?
The Pied Piper's assistant?
Have you been an alumnus of heaven or hell?

Are you mean like a manx?
Are you lean like a lynx?
Are you keen to be seen
When you're smelling a rat?

Were you there when the pharoahs
Commissioned the sphinx?
If you were and you are
You're a Jellicle cat

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

We can dive through the air
Like a flying trapeze
We can turn double somersaults
Bounce on a tire

We can run up a wall
We can swing through the trees
We can balance on bars
We can walk on a wire

Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Can you sing at the same time in more than one key
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss?
And can you, as cats do, begin with a C
That always, triumphantly
Brings down the house?

Jellicle cats are queens of the nights
Singing in astronomical heights
Handling pieces from the Messiah
Hallelujah, angelical choir

Jellicle cats are queens of the nights
Singing in astronomical heights
Handling pieces from the Messiah
Hallelujah, angelical choir

The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang vivat
Life to the Everlasting Cat

Feline, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do
What?

Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicle cats sing Jellicle chants
Jellicles old and Jellicles new
Jellicle song and Jellicle dance

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, Delphic-oracle cats
Skeptical cats, dispeptical cats

Romantical cats, pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats

Political cats
Hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle bells that Jellicles ring
Jellicle sharps and Jellicle flats
Jellicle songs that Jellicles sing
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats