Waffles

[Hook]
Pancakes are awful
So I’m making waffles
Pancakes are awful
So I’m making waffles
Pancakes are awful
So I’m making waffles
Pancakes are awful
So I’m making what

[Verse 1]
I’m just making waffles
Stack ‘em up, finna make em topple
Acting up, finna take a bottle of
That syrup, remaining hostile
Towards fast food, like I hate McDonalds
‘Cause they only serve pancakes, got no waffles
And by the way, waffle fries don’t qualify
They get tossed aside
Fair amount are a smaller size
Paramount that they’re not alike
Unless they’re about to apologize
I don’t care about going
Touring in Europe in Belgium
Just pouring the syrup on Belgian
Waffles, eating it up then I’m belching
Can’t be held in, just like my

[Chorus]
Love for the waffles, love for the waffles
I got love for the waffles
Can’t eat pancakes, I just suffer it’s awful
Can’t buy frozen food, I need room for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles
I reserve a whole afternoon for the waffles
I will fight a pack of raccoons for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, I got love for the waffles

[Verse 2]
I don’t even wanna take it there
But if I may compare
Waffles are made to tear, made to share
To split pancakes you need tableware
I hate that people see waffles
Like streets full of potholes
But these hold the toppings
That pancakes can not hold
It’s obvious
Pour your syrup, they get soggy quick
They’re literally called old fashioned
Old news like a floppy disk
Last year I found out that the P in IHOP
Really stands for pancakes
I don’t go there anymore
I ain’t nowhere friendly towards ‘em
I don’t go to Denny’s for
Anything but the waffles
I just ate like twenty-four
Honestly, really nothing you could say to me
They even work with the savory
Just look at chicken and waffles, see they agree
Tasty whatever the flavor be
Wait
I’d rather eat plant-based spam made from a mandrake than a pancake
Damn straight, all flat-faced with a bland taste
That’s made from a tan paste like a bandaid
I’mma run for head of damn state, I’ve got plans laid
To campaign with demands made that we ban every
Pancake and we mandate that its fanbase
Can’t mate, they’re in bad shape 'cause they add weight

[Chorus]
Love for the waffles, love for the waffles
I got love for the waffles
Can’t eat pancakes, I just suffer it’s awful
Can’t buy frozen food, I need room for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles
I reserve a whole afternoon for the waffles
I will fight a pack of raccoons for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, I got love for the waffles