Omigod You Guys

[CANDACE]
Jeremy’s such a perfect guy
I’m, like, gonna cry
I got tears comin’ out of my nose!
Hot dang! He’s a hunky man
He plays in a band
And he wears those cute Slushy Dawg clothes
One day he might propose!

[STACY]
Yas Candace! I just heard the news
I’m so happy for you
You two are basically meant to be

[JENNY]
Hey, Candace, man, way to go
Now just go with the flow
But let me know when I can be there to see

[CANDACE, STACY, JENNY]
When he gets down on one knee!
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Candace Flynn’s gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Oh my god you guys!

[STACY & JENNY]
Oh my god, this is happening
Our best friend and Jeremy Johnson

[CANDACE, STACY, JENNY]
No more reading every text of his and trying to analyze
Oh my god you guys!
Oh my god!

[ISABELLA]
Okay, everybody signed
Good, now form a line
We’re gonna get an accomplishment patch

[ADYSON]
Let me guess, it’s across the street?
Where you and Phineas can meet!
‘Cause you think he’s really a catch

[ISABELLA]
Look, can we just dispatch?

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Isabella has butterflies

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Guys!

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Every single time she looks at him, she gets those googly eyes
Oh my god you guys

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Shh, I do not!

[HOLLY]
You and Phineas were meant to be

[ISABELLA]
I don’t think he even notices me!

[GINGER]
They’re just like that couple from Avengers!

[ISABELLA]
Who’s the one that dies?

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Oh my god!

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Girls! Mission statement!

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Fireside Girls bestow
Troop Four-Six-Two-Three-One
Getting our patches so
Izzy hits a home run

[ISABELLA, spoken]
What?!

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Find him in his backyard
Ask him what he’s doing
And so he shows regard
Offer help with his fling

[ISABELLA, spoken]
That’s not—

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Repeat but once a day
Your drill is understood
As long as nothing frays
Our sacred bond of sisterhood!
Oh my god! Oh my god you gu-

(Voice chatter)

[MILLY, spoken]
Pinky, where’s Isabella?

[Pinky barks.]

[HOLLY, spoken]
She’s tired of us teasing her?

[Pinky barks.]

[KATIE, spoken]
She headed across the street?

[Pinky barks.]

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
She’s going to get a hideous tattooing?

[Pinky barks.]

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Oh, sorry. She’s going to see what Phineas is doing

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]
(gasp)
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god

[CANDACE, spoken]
It’s almost there…

(sung)
This dress needs to be refined
Make him lose his mind
But it can’t outright say I’m aflame
It’s gotta look somewhat casual, not
Like I overthought it
I can’t have him thinking I’m lame
Or our kids will be ashamed

Oh my god, oh my god you guys
The best day of my life is about to arise
For these past four minutes I’ve just wanted to soliloquize
Oh my god you guys!

(Stacy & Jenny scream)

[CANDACE]
So help me dress for my fairytale
Not too gothic and not too pale

[STACY & JENNY]
Girl next door meets pop diva meets goddess who’s been glamorized

[CANDACE, STACY, JENNY]
Oh my god you guys!

(Construction noises)

[CANDACE, spoken]
Excuse me –
Phineas! Ferb!
I don’t have time for one of your ridiculous inventions today. I’ve got a date to prepare for

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Okay. Have fun, sis

[CANDACE, spoken]
What’s that supposed to mean?

[PHINEAS, spoken]
It means have fun on your date tonight!

[CANDACE, spoken]
Don’t think that I don’t think I know what you two are thinking

[STACY & JENNY]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys…

[CANDACE, spoken]
You can build your obnoxious whatever, but Mom’s gonna see it when she gets home!

[STACY & JENNY]
Here we go for the millionth time

[CANDACE, spoken]
I’m not about to let my big day get in the way of bringing you two down

(sung)
I may be in love, but I’m not stupid. You’re glued to my eyes

[STACY, spoken]
Oh my god!

(sung)
Candace, honey, remember your date
All this busting can wait

[JENNY]
And it’s not like they have any harm planned

[ISABELLA]
Hey Phineas, whatcha doin’ now?
Something that’s gonna wow?

[PHINEAS]
Yeah, we,’re making a laser tag land
And we sure would love a hand!

[ISABELLA]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys

[CANDACE]
Hey, this one’s perfect and it’s just my size!

[CANDACE & ISABELLA]
See, dreams really do come true; you never have to compromise
Oh my god!

[STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Oh my -
Oh my god! Oh my god you guys
Love’s in the air so we gotta reprise
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
‘Cause we love you guys

[CANDACE & ISABELLA]
No, I love you guys!

[STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Oh my god!

[CANDACE & ISABELLA]
Oh my god!

[STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS]
Oh my god!

[ALL GIRLS]
You guys!

(spoken)
Oh my god!