Who’s Gotten My Teething Cotton
I hop up and down I'm awful mad
'Cause just right now I thirst bad!
Thick comfort cotton my teeth wear hats
Turtles piss in the pool even when they sleep
Learned right quick to bypass that pee
My teeth flattened from pushing my gum down
Need my blanket, my teeth hide and frown
Water is a mainstay, greatest quencher of all!
Without teething cotton at my heart, death would claw
My day in cheer gone hi and low in cups and stove
I'm going crazy asking everyone I know
"Who has gotten my teething cotton??"