The Fox and the Hare

And I would fight Nazis to keep you with me
And I would face zombies eating flesh in the street
And I would tame lions and tigers and bears
Run away…run away from the fox you young hare
Run away…run away, you've been caught unprepared
Run away, you are way unprepared

Well I am no Boy Scout but I'm always prepared
But don't call me a hero, 'cause I never fight fair
Just doin' my job protecting what's mine
Honey you know you're free to go any old time

Boys...run away and you will be spared
Run away boys, you’re way unprepared

And I would fight Nazis to keep you with me
And I would face zombies eating flesh in the street
And I would tame lions and tigers and bears
Run away…run away from the fox you young hare
Run away…run away, you've been caught unprepared
Run away, you are way unprepared

To the ledge, the ledge, I will meet you all there
To the ledge, the ledge, if anyone dares
Up high for a duel of some musical chairs
Just make sure you bring two good wings and a prayer

Boys...run away and you will be spared
Run away boys, you’re way unprepared

And I would fight Nazis to keep you with me
And I would face zombies eating flesh in the street
And I would tame lions and tigers and bears
Run away…run away from the fox you young hare
Run away…run away, you've been caught unprepared
Run away, you are way unprepared

You don’t get to be a lovely, beautiful thing
Without a few suitors circling the ring
But I'm cunning, crafty, resourceful and smart
And I know a good gal don't just give up her heart

To the ledge, the ledge…I will meet you all there
To the ledge, the ledge if anyone dares
To the victor the spoils, the winner takes all
While the rest of you take turns
Breaking each other’s fall

And I would fight Nazis to keep you with me
And I would face zombies eating flesh in the street
And I would tame lions and tigers and bears
Run away…run away from the fox you young hare
Run away…run away from the fox you young hare
Run away, you are way unprepared