Strawberry Ice Cream Cake
Cannonball Statman
Don't melt my
Ice cream cake;
My interdimensional
Ice cream cake
Went down my
Zero-gravity
Antimatter
Highway
To the frosty climes of old Oslo
Where I found snow to throw
At my pet mosquito
Through Hualien and Tallinn
I found green tea and ramen
And froze it with my liquid nitrogen
Breath. And the infernal plasma of the sun
Where I deep fried candy bars for this concoction
And the parks of Paris and Montréal
Where I could not find one bathroom stall
To bake my
Ice cream cake;
My interdimensional
Ice cream cake
On the
Zero-gravity
Antimatter
Highway
