Curmudgeon

[Verse]
The empire beneath the ice has everything to do with your life
History is music, music is life
Oh now you tofu tough? You wanna roll in the mud?
I got poisonous blowfish guts sewn into my gloves
Float like a butterfly, fly like a dove
The spirit becomes love if it holds no grudge
Muzzle flash, close your eyes like you in a bubblebath
You say it's so sad, well tell me what's so bad?
First, you get your feet wet, then you wet your beak next
This preset acceleratеs into a greasy sweat
Oh, you're hungry? Of coursе, fine you're the boss
But if I cook rice pilaf you have to turn the TV off
She left her earrings over, I was below fixing the outboard motor
I stopped what I was doing, she walked closer
Crunch time, can't take lunchtime
But that's in the bloodline, I only got one more rhyme
And I only got to do it 100 million more times
I'm almost done, I almost lost my mind
I already had my 15 minutes, now I'm just stretching the limits
With small digit Professor Emeritus lyrics
Retired in Uruguay studying linguistics and writing
I don't know how long I'll be here, my Visa's expired
Twisting up turtle for money, Delta 8 gummies taste funny
Don't you think, honey? You wanna back rub me?
Scratchy ass voice, honey lemon make my cords moist
But when the fans want me to growl, I ain't got a choice
There's no way to opt-out, compliance comes from the top down
Before Nimrod's temple is knocked down
You talk a tough crypto game but I ain't seeing no gains
You couldn't break me off with some of that change?
Inside the tabernacle we grappled over the time capsule
Upsetting the balance between the synthetic and the natural
Sequence confirmed, feel the burn
I apologize in advance if this doesn't seem like a real concern
I am at a loss for words
A monkey kidney looks human if you shave the fur, I'm ashamed to concur
The puzzle is a crossword, the word is Marburg
The world will fall first, your faith will falter
The conqueror is a harvester mistaken for a farmer
Kicking and screaming, you will be dragged up to the altar
But this too shall pass, only a fool will try to outlast
The same entity from their ancestors' past
Ooh be careful, not enough data available
You try another password, still get a error code
Are you a targeted individual? Hey, you never know
But there are places in this world that you should never go
The speech pathologist carved out their tongues, started mocking 'em
Thought about stopping 'em, but it was interesting watching 'em
Mystery charms wrapped around his arms
A suicide belt bomb, underneath his garms, keep calm
The deepfake conartist stacking Era Grand bearers bonds in his office
Egg and cheese croissant, no sausage
A threat is a guarantee, yet death is a little less than a promise
So we pray for the dark skin Amish
And the melanated William Wallace, broken homes for the jobless
Fractured and broken bones for the doctors
Gentlemen, synchronize your watches
The time stops when the internet kill switch is pressed tomorrow morning
The spell ends, the hell begins, the Freedom Bell rings
A fat lady sings, farewell friends
Walk into work while black
The motherfucker jumped out his squad car and said, "Where the fuck is your job at?"
They call me the Reboot Lord, the Reset God
Now I can see I got more than a couple defects Mom
The world is crashing, collapsing, the audience is standing, applauding and clapping
Are they for real? Or are they acting?
Ay, I know you ain't talking. Me? I'm just standing in the audience
Just trying to enjoy their performances
The fingerless puppet master creating nothing but utter disaster
Evergrand bankrupted the planet
Fighter jet stream down the Potomac river in the land of the free
If you believe as I do, stand with me