Sweet Deals On Surgery
What good does it do to keep cutting away?
What training could teach you to appreciate
The way that sutures turn to scars?
Incised on the line between faith and a lie
I can't steady my hand for remembering mine
So let's replay the worst I've seen:
The sweetest deals on surgery
These days have got so much explaining to do
The taste of a joke tainting everything through
And now I know it's criminal to guarantee;
Accept my cheapest sympathy
The bargain is the brightest part
We'll cut along the watermark
Exploratory open-hearted for a start
And if you're feeling in the dark
There's nothing here for you to see
Keep it quiet, keep it clean
You never could believe
"Procedure" is all you'd see
If you cut into me
Sweet deals on surgery!