Poop and Pee

Jen and me together kick enough ass to start a riot. Take us on two and two if you think you got the heart to try it. We got the looks and of course you know our buns are crunchy, plus we got the brains between the two of us to run the country. So don't even come around here if you aren't special. We can beat any other team in a arm wrestle. Were like a circus act with spectacular costumes. Eat our exhaust fumes or at least put on sun glasses and watch how our young asses emit pure sunshine. Then filled the entire sky with fireworks one time. Bam! Like that, we rock like eighty's hair bands. Then we take the time to build a bridge with our bare hands. No problem, all in a days work. You wanna make a bet? We could run a marathon and not even break a sweat. First place every time, just like a walk in the park. Wanna know how dope we are? Just take a shot in the dark. Go ahead guess, were like stunt people for the love of god. Were above the law.Bullet proof, super human. Never been to cooper union. Been around the moon and back, got plans to go again sometime, soon in fact. We get asked a lot if were astronauts. Just as an after thought, we clown around and laugh a lot, we kick ass. Quick fast, but never reckless. Eat a complete breakfast. Father son and holy ghost. Scrambled eggs and whole wheat toast. Packed full of goodness, were cooler than refrigerators. watch us glide up and down the street like figure skaters. You can't stand us, it's like were from another planet. No wonder some fellas get jealous of us, were number one. Unusual musical miracle workers at your service. Its natural to be a bit nervous at first actually. Many men have died wondering when and why, what could ever possibly stop jen and I?