Pack Animal

[Intro]
I’m one of the best, all time, top five

[Verse 1]
They gave me a long tail and strong back manageable
Adult male the ultimate man slash pack animal
With long black eyelashes and laser vision abilities
Long distance endurance combined precision agility
Built-in suede harness, jock strap saddle system
Available now in stealth mode battle position
Bulletproof brainstem and interchangeable faceplate
Removable emotion dеtection response program
Tastе great, easy to swallow, improved formula
Normally removable wings and weapons sold separate
Half rubber, half gelatin, my skeleton is copper-plated
Odd numbered robot, body is coin operated
Erasable memory bank, remote controllable chokehold
Replaceable shoulder, yolk separator
Secondhand respirator funky fresh wrist action
My colorful costume creates the distraction

[Chorus]
Clear a path and keep cracking the whips
I’ll keep smiling and stacking the chips
I don’t need love, just a kick in the ass
And I’ll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it
Clear a path and keep cracking the whips
I’ll keep smiling and stacking the chips
I don’t need love, just a kick in the ass
And I’ll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it
Chain him like an animal, forget he’s a man
Chain him like an animal, forget he’s a man

[Verse 2]
They parade me around like a goddamn polar bear
They say I’m demented and I invented the solar flare
I tap dance in a rap stance, run laps and do the dishes
And swoon by moonlight if it’s not too suspicious
There’s not enough sand in the hourglass for romance
Even though I would love to have sex and slow dance
Oh well, there’s work to do, ditches to dig, and a wig to wear
And even when they don’t fit my head’s too big to care
I remain funny faceted, as long as no money’s wasted
Often gorilla gets silly as soon as the honey’s tasted
I’m dumb in the dirt, but my enthusiam’s unbridled
Blind-sided stunt double, most of my songs are untitled
Not unless you want trouble, don’t front on the frosted flakes
The spinach it costs to break even is gone before it’s finished
Za za za za, my ass writes the checks
But someone’s got to suck the blood when they bite the neck

[Chorus]
Clear a path and keep cracking the whips
I’ll keep smiling and stacking the chips
I don’t need love, just a kick in the ass
And I’ll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it
Clear a path and keep cracking the whips
I’ll keep smiling and stacking the chips
I don’t need love, just a kick in the ass
And I’ll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it
Chain him like an animal, forget he’s a man
Chain him like an animal, forget he’s a man

[Outro]
(Chain him like an animal, forget he’s a man)
(Chain him like an animal, forget he’s a man)