Happy

Looking in the mirror, I'm like "Bitch, you look great"
"Bitch, you look great, you are fire, you're amazing"
Looking in the mirror, I'm like "Bitch, what a face"
1-800-NEW-ME, I ordered it replaced

Smile so white that my eyes roll back
My heart bleeds out and my bones all crack
I know you think I'm perfect, but it's not all that
It's hard to be so certain, I'm one hell of a catch

Bitch, you are happy
One hundred percent, saying "Tell her how you're doing it"
Bitch, you are happy
Laying on the train tracks, tell her how you do it

In the golf cart, whippin' it, thirty on the highway
Walmart, happy face, cheesing like it's Friday
All my best friends, fuck 'em cause they cry
Bitch, you'll never catch me crying over dick, do it my way

Bitch, you are happy
One hundred percent, say "Tell her how you're doing it"
Bitch, you are happy
Laying on the train tracks, tell her how you do it
Bitch, you are happy
One hundred percent, saying "Tell her how you're doing it"
Bitch, you are happy
Laying on the train tracks, tell her how you do it

So what do you do to be alright?
Am I sad?
So what you did to be great (to boys)
Nothing?
I don't want to be nothing
Oh, why I'm so sad?
I just want to be happy
Bitch, I'm fucking happy
Bitch, I'm happy
You can't be happy
Be happy