Yoga Pants

[Verse 1]
It was early in the morning
And I was heading out the door
I saw my neighbor jogging
And I wanted to see more
I took another look
I had to take that chance
It was the best damn thing that I had seen
And it's those damn yoga pants

[Chorus]
They were made for men to stare
They'll think she's wearing underwear
My day gets better when I catch a glance
I hate to see them go love to watch them leave you know
God bless the USA and yoga pants
Woo

[Verse 2]
When I take the kids to school
Every mom is wearing them
Don't know if its for attention
Or you're going to the gym
Can't help but take a look
I had to take the chance
Is it me 'cause all I see is them damn yoga pants

[Chorus]
They were made for men to stare
They'll think she's wearing underwear
My day gets better when I catch a glance
I hate to see them go love to watch them leave you know
God bless the USA and yoga pants

Come on

[Verse 3]
My favorite things always are
Huntin' fishin' and muscle cars
Shootin' bucks and muddin' trucks you see
But they dont' stand a chance
When I've got a new romance
All these women wearing yoga pants

[Chorus]
They were made for men to stare
They'll think she's wearing underwear
My day gets better when I catch a glance
I hate to see them go love to watch them leave you know
God bless the USA and yoga pants
God bless the USA and yoga pants
God bless the USA and yoga pants