The Crib Song
Just poured myself a strong one
Hey boys get out the cards
Shuffle up - deal em out
I just cut the ace of hearts
Be careful what you lead with
Don’t give away your hand
I’ll rope you right into a run
Peg 8 or 9 or 10
Looking at your face
Looks like you don’t like what you see
Oh oh son - looky there
Looks like you got 19
• 15 2 a pair for four
• I gotta flush for 8
• I pegged you back and you bet your ass
• I’m hot out of the gate
• I’m looking for that 29
• Just give that kissel cut
• A 24 will have to do
• Looks like you’re getting skunked
• I can’t think of anything thing
• I love doing more than this
• Drinking whisky with the boys
• And kick-in ass at crib
Hey walshy don’t forget
You still owe a hundred bucks
I can’t help you missed a couple runs
And I just got the luck
Perhaps one day you’ll learn
You’re playing gainst a shark
You know I’ll break your spirit
You know I’ll break your heart
So pay me up my money
Unless you wanna double down
Let’s pour another whisky
And I’ll take your ass to town
• 15 6 and 6 is twelve
• And one more for the jack
• You don’t wanna see my crib
• You’ll have a heart attack
• I’ll take 14 in the kitty
• Looks like I’m gonna win
• I’d put away your wallet
• Less you wanna lose again
• I can’t think of any thing
• I love doing more than this
• Drinking whisky with the boys
• And kick-in ass at crib
Yeah powers he’s a player
But he ain’t won in awhile
Digger he can’t see
That deuce neon got him piled
Walshys just like Reuben
He’ll lead with a 5
Ebs keeps getting Romney’s
He’ll stay up all night
But Marty he’s a cheater
always taking extra points
And me - well I’m the king
Cause All I get is loins
• yeah 15 12, quadruple run
• We’ll that makes 24
• Are you sick of all this punishment
• Or do you want some more
• Yeah I just won a Gino
• Looks like I cleaned ya out
• don’t go tell mikayla
• You’ll be sleeping on the couch
• I can’t think of any thing
• I love doing more than this
• Drinking whisky with the boys
• And kick-in ass at crib
