I Want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas
Only a Massey Ferguson will do
I really really want a machine that’s a keeper
A Massey would be great
Pulling our Air Seeder

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas
I don’t think the bank will mind, do you?
It won’t fit through the chimney
Or in Santa’s sleigh
But with the front-end loader it’ll sure fit lots of hay

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Sitting, waiting there
Oh what joy and what surprise when I saw Massey with my eyes
I almost had to change my underwear

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas
Only a Massey Ferguson will do
Please no Kubota, and no John Deere
And not a New Holland, ‘cuz I won’t like that either
‘Cuz only a Massey Ferguson will do

The wife says with a little barn
How you gonna fit it?
We’ll build a bigger shop babe
With our brand-new line of credit

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas
Me and this ol’ rusty guy are through
Now I won’t get the neighbors to help me feed the Cows
I’ll fire up the Massey and then I’ll show them how

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Sitting, waiting there
Oh what joy and what surprise when I saw Massey with my eyes
I almost had to change my underwear

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas
Only a Massey Ferguson will do
Please no Kubota, and no John Deere
And not a New Holland, ‘cuz I won’t like that either
‘Cuz only a Massey Ferguson will do