Sports Are Like A Carrot

(All)
It's gonna kill you to hear it
But sports are like a carrot
We're on the ground and dirty
And fucking orange
Sports are like a carrot
(Peen)
I'm a real mean fucker, my objective to kill
I'm gonna wash the dirt right off you out on the fucking field
When I'm playing ball I got no other care in the world
I'm gonna slice you up and steam you, you pussy little girl
(All)
It's gonna kill you to hear it
But sports are like a carrot
We're on the ground and dirty
And fucking orange
Sports are like a carrot
(Bean)
Shoutout to the farmers
They grow the carrots
And support the sports teams
Shoutout to the Ferrets
Can a man beat a rabbit in a carrot-eating contest?
Or will God not have it?
This is my conquest
Bengals!
(Orange!)
Orioles!
(Orange!)
Bears!
(Orange!)
Oilers!
(Orange!)
Astros!
(Orange!)
Flyers!
(Orange!)
Giants!
(Orange!)
Browns!
(Orange!)
I don't know fucking oranges are orange
Tangerines but those aren't sports
I don't know is a hockey puck-no hockey pucks are black
Baseballs, I saw an orange baseball once but
Uhhh basketballs basketballs!
(Peen)
Sports are like a carrot
Sports are like a carrot
Sports are like a carrot
Sports are like a carrot
(Bean)
Carrots are orange
Carrots are orange
Carrots are orange
Carrots are orange
(Ween)
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
(Hot Pocket)
Carrots
Carrots
Carrots
Carrots
(All)
It's gonna kill you to hear it
But sports are like a carrot
We're on the ground and dirty
And fucking orange
Sports are like a carrot
It's gonna kill you to hear it
But sports are like a carrot
We're on the ground and dirty
And fucking orange
Sports are like a carrot