A Bozo Twistmas

I wake up on Christmas Eve
Kyle's standing next to me
The Four Loko's making me have to pee
Since we got up half past 3
The first thing that comes to me
When are we going to get Christmas tree?
Twistmas
Invite us
Not sure how far we can go
Twistmas
Why does
My car smell like a hobo
There was this guy on 7th ave
Jeffery never held his cash
Getting fucked up was priority
Now he lives on 7th ave
Not the kind you'd think he'd have
Bud Lights and boxes are his remedy
But now its Christmas time again
Jeffery's looking for a friend
God I hope he doesn't come near me
No he's not the friend to have
He'll go back and steal your stash
Kyle's pissed off cause he robbed all his weed
Twistmas
Invite us
Not sure how far we can go
Twistmas
Why does
My car smell like a hobo
Twistmas
Invite us
Not sure how far we can go
Twistmas
Why does
My car smell like a hobo
Twistmas
Invite us
Not sure how far we can go
Twistmas
Why does
My car smell like a hobo