Boycott Everything

I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands
I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands
If I have to I‘ll build myself a cardboard house
With a cardboard porch for my girl and my spouse
And if I have to I‘ll build myself a cardboard street
And a whole village where all of our friends can meet
I make, make, make
I break, break, break
I create, create, create
I wait, wait, wait
I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands
I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands
And if I want to I‘ll put paper trees in that street
And cardboard birds that go tweet, tweet, tweet
And if I want to I‘ll pencil in a piece of land
A whole farm and cardboard cows on demand
I make, make, make
I break, break, break
I create, create, create
I wait, wait, wait
United states, on your knees
Japan, on your knees
China, on your knees
Germany on your knees
I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands
I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands
(Hands, my hands
Hands, my hands.)
Russia, made of oil
China, soon to boil
Japan, made of cars
The middle East, full of scars
Netherlands, built on trade
Africa, running late
Switzerland, made of cheese
Canada, full of trees
Greenland, made of water
UK, Harry Potter
India, software
Tibet, made of prayer
Sweden, made of bands
Australia, full of sand
Caribbean, made of smoke
South America, full of coke
South Korea, exponential
North Korea, confidential
USA, made of corn
All the rest, made of porn
I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands
I boycott everything that’s not made by my hands
My hands, my hands