Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die

Congratulations!
Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo
Congratulations!
All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa


Congratulations!
Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?
Congratulations!
Are you gonna swear off Ska and stop gelling your hair back?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa


Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
You finally did something right and I'm 2% bummed it wasn't me


I hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you
To get into all your shows for free
And I will smile while silently resenting you
For quitting Bomb The Music Industry!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa


Now Dave has another friend who's in a more successful band
Now Jenna's got another contact and another drummer to make out with again!


Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
You finally did something right and you'll probably meet Dave Grohl
And tell us about him when you get home


Then you'll get the news from me
That you'll never quit the band
And we're taking you out on tour
For those two months a year that you're home because we can
And sure it's out of spite not to replace you
But you promised and we shook hands
So remember when you're back in Long Island
You will forever be forced to be a part of a Ska band


One, two, three
One, two, three
Pick it up, one, two, three


Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
You finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off
We're all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs?
Or at least tell Ferret to sign my band?

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Quando a música “Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die” foi lançada por Bomb The Music Industry!?
A música Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die foi lançada em 2005, no álbum “To Leave Or Die In Long Island”.

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