I'm Not as Good as I Once Was

She said, I've seen you in here before
I said, I've been here a time or two
She said, hello my name is Bobbi Jo
Meet my twin sister, Betty Lou
And we're feeling kinda wild tonight
You're the only cowboy in this place
And if you're up for a rodeo
I'll put a big Texas smile on your face

I said, girls
I ain't as good as I once was
I've got a few years on me now
But there was a time
Back in my prime
I could really lay it down
If you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
Last night we had a few shots
Got in a tight spot
Hustling a game of pool
With a couple of redneck boys
One great big fat biker man
I heard Dave yell across the room
Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand

I said, Dave
I ain't as good as I once was
My, how the years have flown
But there was a time
Back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
So if you want a fight tonight
Guess those boys don't look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

I used to be hell on wheels
Back when I was a younger man
Now my body says, you can't do this, boy
But my pride says, oh yes you can

I ain't as good as I once was
That's just the cold, hard truth
I still throw a few back
Talk a little smack
When I'm feeling bulletproof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cos I'll have to call your bluff
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was