Thor

thor is the god of thunder
but he's also a family man
he settled down in milwaukee and
got himself a wife and daughter
he works for the bank of america
he does it all for love
at night he likes to go to the karaoke bar
and sing his favorite songs by his very favorite bands
he's got a minor drinking problem
he has not addressed
he really does his best but it's getting out of hand

thor likes the green bay packers
they're his home team he's an owner too
and one day while he was driving
he got into a fender bender
it took all his patience not to kill the other guy
all he had to really do was let his hammer fly
but that rage and destruction stuff
had really lost its charm
he'd put it all behind him forever

thor is the son of odin
but that's not all he is oh no and
cause maybe people can change
not who they are but maybe their ways
thor is the god of thunder
and his wife is an under
wear model so he does the cooking
she does the dishes
after he goes off to bed