What An Ugly Man He Was
He had one eyebrow and pimples by the score
And when he was walking, his knuckles dragged on the floor
Ooh, what an ugly man he was
Ooh, what an ugly man he was
White flakes of dandruff, they fell off of his head
And Coke bottle glasses and breath like Mister Ed
Ooh, what an ugly man he was
Ooh, what an ugly man he was
Ah ah
Ah ah
Ah ah ah
He went by himself to his high school senior prom
The day he was born, the doctor slapped his mom
Ooh, what an ugly man he was
Ooh, what an ugly man he was
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah