Ripped Pants
Peter Straus / Paul Tibbitt
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side
'Till I went and blew it
All sky-high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the Sun
Or sand in your buns
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool
Who ripped his pants!
