The Bad Touch
James M. Franks
Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
(I'd appreciate your input)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files
(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Haha, well now
Haha, bem, agora
We call this the act of mating
Nós chamamos isso de ato de acasalamento
But there are several other very important differences
Mas existem várias outras diferenças muito importantes
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Entre seres humanos e animais que você deve saber
(I'd appreciate your input)
(Eu agradeceria sua opinião)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Suor, baby, suor, baby, sexo é uma seca no Texas
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Eu e você fazemos o tipo de coisa que só o Prince cantaria
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Então coloque suas mãos nas minhas calças e aposto que você vai sentir nozes
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
Sim, eu sou Siskel, sim, eu sou Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
E você está recebendo dois polegares para cima
You've had enough of two-hand touch
Você já teve o suficiente de toque com duas mãos
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
Você quer algo áspero, você está fora dos limites
I want you smothered, want you covered
Eu quero você sufocada, quero você coberta
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Como minhas batatas raladas do Waffle House
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Chegando mais rápido que o FedEx, nunca alcançando o ápice
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Assim como as ações da Coca-Cola, você está inclinada
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
A me fazer levantar uma hora mais cedo, como no horário de verão
(Do it now)
(Faça isso agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Faça de novo agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Ficando excitado agora)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Amor, o tipo que você limpa com um esfregão e balde
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Como as catacumbas perdidas do Egito, só Deus sabe onde colocamos
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
Hieróglifos, deixe-me ser específico, eu quero estar nas suas costas do sul
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Mas eu tenho essa noção de que o movimento do seu oceano
Means small craft advisory
Significa aviso de embarcação pequena
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Então, se eu naufragar nas suas coxas, maré alta, B-5, você afundou meu navio de guerra
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Por favor, me ligue, eu sou o Sr. Café com gotejamento automático
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
Então me mostre o seu, eu te mostro o meu, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Você vai adorar como Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
E então faremos no estilo cachorrinho
So we can both watch X-Files
Para que possamos assistir aos Arquivos X juntos
(Do it now)
(Faça isso agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Faça de novo agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Ficando excitado agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Faça de novo agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Do it now)
(Faça isso agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Faça de novo agora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Você e eu, baby, não somos nada além de mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Então vamos fazer como eles fazem no Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Ficando excitado agora)
Haha, well now
Jaja, bueno, ahora
We call this the act of mating
Llamamos a esto el acto de apareamiento
But there are several other very important differences
Pero hay varias otras diferencias muy importantes
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Entre los seres humanos y los animales que debes conocer
(I'd appreciate your input)
(Me gustaría saber tu opinión)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Suda, nena, suda, nena, el sexo es como una sequía en Texas
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Tú y yo hacemos el tipo de cosas de las que solo Prince cantaría
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Así que mete tus manos en mis pantalones y apuesto a que sentirás locura
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
Sí, soy Siskel, sí, soy Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
Y estás recibiendo dos pulgares arriba
You've had enough of two-hand touch
Has tenido suficiente de tocar con dos manos
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
Lo quieres duro, estás fuera de límites
I want you smothered, want you covered
Te quiero sofocada, te quiero cubierta
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Como mis hash browns de Waffle House
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Llegando más rápido que FedEx, nunca alcanzando el vértice
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Al igual que las acciones de Coca-Cola, estás inclinada
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
A hacerme levantar una hora temprano, como el horario de verano
(Do it now)
(Hazlo ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Hazlo de nuevo ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Poniéndonos cachondos ahora)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Amor, el tipo que limpias con un trapeador y un cubo
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Como las catacumbas perdidas de Egipto, solo Dios sabe dónde lo metimos
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
Jeroglíficos, déjame ser Pacífico, quiero estar en tus mares del sur
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Pero tengo la idea de que el movimiento de tu océano
Means small craft advisory
Significa advertencia de embarcaciones pequeñas
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Entonces, si vuelco en tus muslos, marea alta, B-5, hundiste mi barco de guerra
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Por favor, enciéndeme, soy el Sr. Coffee con goteo automático
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
Así que muéstrame el tuyo, te mostraré el mío, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Lo amarás como a Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
Y luego lo haremos estilo perrito
So we can both watch X-Files
Así que ambos podemos ver Expedientes X
(Do it now)
(Hazlo ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Hazlo de nuevo ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Poniéndonos cachondos ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Hazlo de nuevo ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Do it now)
(Hazlo ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Hazlo de nuevo ahora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tú y yo, nena, no somos más que mamíferos
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Así que hagámoslo como lo hacen en el Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Poniéndonos cachondos ahora)
Haha, well now
Haha, eh bien maintenant
We call this the act of mating
On appelle ça l'acte de l'accouplement
But there are several other very important differences
Mais il y a plusieurs autres différences très importantes
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Entre les êtres humains et les animaux dont vous devriez être informé
(I'd appreciate your input)
(J'apprécierais votre avis)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Transpire, bébé, transpire, bébé, le sexe est une sécheresse au Texas
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Toi et moi faisons le genre de trucs dont seul Prince chanterait
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Alors mets tes mains dans mon pantalon et je parie que tu te sentiras fou
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
Oui, je suis Siskel, oui, je suis Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
Et tu obtiens deux pouces levés
You've had enough of two-hand touch
Tu en as assez du toucher à deux mains
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
Tu le veux rugueux, tu es hors limites
I want you smothered, want you covered
Je te veux étouffée, je te veux couverte
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comme mes pommes de terre rissolées de Waffle House
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Arrivant plus vite que FedEx, n'atteignant jamais l'apogée
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Tout comme les actions de Coca-Cola, tu as tendance
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
À me faire lever une heure plus tôt, tout comme l'heure d'été
(Do it now)
(Fais-le maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Do it again now)
(Refais-le maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Gettin' horny now)
(Devenir excité maintenant)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
L'amour, celui que tu nettoies avec une serpillière et un seau
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Comme les catacombes perdues d'Égypte, seul Dieu sait où nous l'avons mis
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
Hiéroglyphes, laisse-moi être Pacifique, je veux être dans tes mers du Sud
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Mais j'ai cette idée que le mouvement de ton océan
Means small craft advisory
Signifie un avis de petites embarcations
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Alors si je chavire entre tes cuisses, marée haute, B-5, tu as coulé mon cuirassé
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
S'il te plaît, allume-moi, je suis Mr. Coffee avec un goutte-à-goutte automatique
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
Alors montre-moi le tien, je te montrerai le mien, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Tu l'aimeras comme Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
Et ensuite, nous le ferons en levrette
So we can both watch X-Files
Pour que nous puissions tous les deux regarder X-Files
(Do it now)
(Fais-le maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Do it again now)
(Refais-le maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Gettin' horny now)
(Devenir excité maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Do it again now)
(Refais-le maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Do it now)
(Fais-le maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Do it again now)
(Refais-le maintenant)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Toi et moi, bébé, ne sommes rien d'autre que des mammifères
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Alors faisons-le comme ils le font sur la chaîne Discovery
(Gettin' horny now)
(Devenir excité maintenant)
Haha, well now
Haha, nun gut
We call this the act of mating
Wir nennen das den Akt der Paarung
But there are several other very important differences
Aber es gibt noch einige andere sehr wichtige Unterschiede
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Zwischen Menschen und Tieren, die du wissen solltest
(I'd appreciate your input)
(Ich würde mich über deine Meinung freuen)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Schweiß, Baby, Schweiß, Baby, Sex ist eine texanische Dürre
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Du und ich machen die Art von Zeug, über das nur Prince singen würde
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Also steck deine Hände in meine Hose und ich wette, du wirst Nüsse fühlen
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
Ja, ich bin Siskel, ja, ich bin Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
Und du bekommst zwei Daumen hoch
You've had enough of two-hand touch
Du hast genug von Zweihand-Berührung
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
Du willst es hart, du bist außerhalb der Grenzen
I want you smothered, want you covered
Ich will dich erstickt, will dich bedeckt
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Wie meine Waffle House Hash Browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Schneller kommend als FedEx, niemals den Höhepunkt erreichend
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Genau wie Coca-Cola-Aktien, neigst du dazu
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Mich eine Stunde früher aufstehen zu lassen, genau wie die Sommerzeit
(Do it now)
(Mach es jetzt)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Do it again now)
(Mach es nochmal)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Gettin' horny now)
(Jetzt geil werden)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Liebe, die Art, die man mit einem Mopp und Eimer aufwischt
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Wie die verlorenen Katakomben von Ägypten, nur Gott weiß, wo wir es hingesteckt haben
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
Hieroglyphen, lass mich pazifisch sein, ich will in deinen Südseen sein
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Aber ich habe diese Vorstellung, dass die Bewegung deines Ozeans
Means small craft advisory
Kleinfahrzeug-Warnung bedeutet
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Wenn ich also in deinen Schenkeln kentere, Flut, B-5, hast du mein Schlachtschiff versenkt
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Bitte schalte mich ein, ich bin Mr. Coffee mit automatischem Tropf
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
Also zeig mir deins, ich zeig dir meins, „Werkzeugzeit“
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Du wirst es lieben, genau wie Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
Und dann machen wir es im Hundestil
So we can both watch X-Files
Damit wir beide Akte X schauen können
(Do it now)
(Mach es jetzt)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Do it again now)
(Mach es nochmal)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Gettin' horny now)
(Jetzt geil werden)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Do it again now)
(Mach es nochmal)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Do it now)
(Mach es jetzt)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Do it again now)
(Mach es nochmal)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Du und ich, Baby, sind nichts als Säugetiere
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Also lass es uns tun, wie sie es auf dem Discovery Channel tun
(Gettin' horny now)
(Jetzt geil werden)
Haha, well now
Ahah, bene
We call this the act of mating
Adesso lo chiamiamo l'atto dell'accoppiamento
But there are several other very important differences
Ma ci sono tante altre differenze molto importanti
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Tra esseri umani e animali che dovreste conoscere
(I'd appreciate your input)
(Apprezzerei il tuo contributo)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Suda, piccola, suda, piccola, il sesso è una siccità in Texas
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Io e te facciamo quel tipo di cose di cui solo Prince canterebbe
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Quindi metti le tue mani nei miei pantaloni e scommetto che ti sentirai pazza
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
Sì, sono Siskel, sì, sono Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
E ricevi due pollici in su
You've had enough of two-hand touch
Ne hai avuto abbastanza del tocco a due mani
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
Lo vuoi rude, sei fuori dai limiti
I want you smothered, want you covered
Ti voglio soffocata, ti voglio coperta
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Come le mie frittelle di patate di Waffle House
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Venendo più veloce di FedEx, senza mai raggiungere l'apice
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Proprio come le azioni della Coca-Cola, sei inclinata
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
A farmi alzare un'ora prima proprio come l'ora legale
(Do it now)
(Fallo ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Fallo di nuovo ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Adesso ti ecciti)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Amore, quello che pulisci con un mocio e un secchio
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Come le catacombe perdute dell'Egitto, solo Dio sa dove l'abbiamo infilato
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
Geroglifici, lascia che sia Pacifico, voglio essere nelle tue isole del sud
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Ma ho questa idea che il movimento del tuo oceano
Means small craft advisory
Significa avviso di piccole imbarcazioni
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Quindi se naufrago tra le tue cosce, alta marea, B-5, hai affondato la mia nave da guerra
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Per favore accendimi, sono Mr. Coffee con una flebo automatica
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
Quindi mostrami il tuo, ti mostrerò il mio, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Lo amerai proprio come Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
E poi lo faremo a pecorina
So we can both watch X-Files
Così possiamo entrambi guardare X-Files
(Do it now)
(Fallo ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Fallo di nuovo ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Diventando eccitati ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Fallo di nuovo ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Do it now)
(Fallo ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Fallo di nuovo ora)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Tu ed io, piccola, non siamo altro che mammiferi
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Quindi facciamolo come fanno sul Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Diventando eccitati ora)
Haha, well now
Haha, baiklah sekarang
We call this the act of mating
Kami menyebut ini sebagai tindakan kawin
But there are several other very important differences
Tapi ada beberapa perbedaan sangat penting lainnya
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Antara manusia dan hewan yang harus kamu ketahui
(I'd appreciate your input)
(Aku menghargai masukanmu)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Keringat, sayang, keringat, sayang, seks adalah kekeringan Texas
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Aku dan kamu melakukan hal-hal yang hanya Prince yang akan menyanyikannya
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Jadi taruh tanganmu di celanaku dan aku bertaruh kamu akan merasa gila
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
Ya, aku Siskel, ya, aku Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
Dan kamu mendapatkan dua jempol ke atas
You've had enough of two-hand touch
Kamu sudah cukup dengan sentuhan dua tangan
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
Kamu menginginkannya kasar, kamu melampaui batas
I want you smothered, want you covered
Aku ingin kamu tersedak, ingin kamu tertutup
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Seperti kentang goreng Waffle House
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Datang lebih cepat dari FedEx, tidak pernah mencapai puncak
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Seperti saham Coca-Cola, kamu cenderung
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Membuatku bangun satu jam lebih awal seperti Waktu Hemat Siang Hari
(Do it now)
(Lakukan sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Lakukan lagi sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Mulai horny sekarang)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Cinta, jenis yang kamu bersihkan dengan mop dan ember
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Seperti katakom yang hilang di Mesir, hanya Tuhan yang tahu di mana kita menempatkannya
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
Hieroglif, biarkan aku menjadi Pasifik, aku ingin berada di Laut Selatanmu
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Tapi aku punya gagasan bahwa gerakan lautanmu
Means small craft advisory
Berarti peringatan kapal kecil
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Jadi jika aku terbalik di pahamu, pasang tinggi, B-5, kamu tenggelamkan kapal perangku
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Tolong nyalakan aku, aku Mr. Coffee dengan tetesan otomatis
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
Jadi tunjukkan milikmu, aku akan menunjukkan milikku, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Kamu akan mencintainya seperti Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
Dan kemudian kita akan melakukannya dengan gaya anjing
So we can both watch X-Files
Jadi kita bisa menonton X-Files bersama
(Do it now)
(Lakukan sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Lakukan lagi sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Mulai horny sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Lakukan lagi sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Do it now)
(Lakukan sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
(Lakukan lagi sekarang)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
Kamu dan aku, sayang, tidak lain hanyalah mamalia
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Jadi mari lakukan seperti yang mereka lakukan di Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
(Mulai horny sekarang)
Haha, well now
ハハ、さて今
We call this the act of mating
これは交尾と呼べるよ
But there are several other very important differences
でも他にもいくつか非常に重要な違いがあるんだ
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
人間と動物の間には君が知っておくべき
(I'd appreciate your input)
(意見をいただけるとありがたいね)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
汗、ベイビー、汗、ベイビー、セックスはテキサスの干ばつ
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
俺たち2人は、プリンスしか歌わないようなことをする
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
だから手をズボンに入れて、きっと玉を感じるだろうから
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
そう、俺はシスケル、そう、俺はイーバート
And you're getting two thumbs up
そして君は2人分のグットをもらえる
You've had enough of two-hand touch
両手でさわるには十分だった
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
荒いのが欲しいんだろ、君はフィールド外だ
I want you smothered, want you covered
俺は君を押し潰したい、君を覆いたい
Like my Waffle House hash browns
俺のワッフルハウスのハッシュブラウンのように
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
FedExよりも速くやってくる、頂点に達することはない
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
まるでコカ・コーラの株のように、君は傾向がある
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
俺をサマータイムのように1時間早起きさせる
(Do it now)
(今やってみて)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Do it again now)
(もう一度やってみて)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Gettin' horny now)
(ムラムラしてきた)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
愛、モップとバケツで片付けるような愛
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
エジプトの失われた地下墓地のように、神のみぞ知る場所に埋まってる
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
ヒエログリフ、俺を太平洋に連れて行って、南海に沈みたい
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
でも俺にはこういう考えがあるんだ、君の海の動きが
Means small craft advisory
小型船の警報を意味するっていうね
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
だからもし俺が君の太ももで転覆したら、満潮、B-5、君は俺の戦艦を沈めたんだ
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
俺をその気にさせて、俺は自動ドリップのミスターコーヒーさ
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
だから俺に君のものを見せて、俺も俺のものを見せるよ、チンコの時間さ
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
君はライルのように愛すだろう
And then we'll do it doggy style
そして後ろから突くよ
So we can both watch X-Files
そしたら俺たちは一緒にX-ファイルを見ることができるだろ
(Do it now)
(今やってみて)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Do it again now)
(もう一度やってみて)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Gettin' horny now)
(ムラムラしてきた)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Do it again now)
(もう一度やってみて)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Do it now)
(今やってみて)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Do it again now)
(もう一度やってみて)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
君と俺、ベイビー、俺たちはただの哺乳類だけど
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
だからディスカバリーチャンネルのようにやってみよう
(Gettin' horny now)
(ムラムラしてきた)
Haha, well now
ฮ่าฮ่า ตอนนี้นะ
We call this the act of mating
เราเรียกสิ่งนี้ว่าการผสมพันธุ์
But there are several other very important differences
แต่ยังมีความแตกต่างที่สำคัญอื่นๆ อีกหลายอย่าง
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
ระหว่างมนุษย์กับสัตว์ที่คุณควรรู้
(I'd appreciate your input)
(ฉันจะขอความคิดเห็นของคุณ)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
เหงื่อออกเถอะที่รัก เหงื่อออก เซ็กส์เหมือนภัยแล้งในเท็กซัส
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
ฉันกับคุณทำอะไรกันบ้างที่แค่พรินซ์จะร้องเกี่ยวกับมัน
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
เลยวางมือของคุณลงในกางเกงของฉันและฉันเดิมพันคุณจะรู้สึกถึงถั่ว
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
ใช่ ฉันคือ Siskel, ใช่ ฉันคือ Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
และคุณกำลังได้รับการยกนิ้วโป้งสองนิ้ว
You've had enough of two-hand touch
คุณเบื่อกับการสัมผัสสองมือ
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
คุณต้องการมันหยาบคาย คุณออกนอกเส้น
I want you smothered, want you covered
ฉันต้องการคุณให้ห่อหุ้ม ต้องการให้คุณปกคลุม
Like my Waffle House hash browns
เหมือนกับแฮชบราวน์ของฉันที่ Waffle House
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
มาเร็วกว่า FedEx, ไม่เคยถึงจุดสูงสุด
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
เหมือนหุ้นโคคา-โคล่า คุณมีแนวโน้ม
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
ทำให้ฉันตื่นเร็วขึ้นหนึ่งชั่วโมงเหมือนเวลาออมแสง
(Do it now)
(ทำเลยตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Do it again now)
(ทำอีกครั้งตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Gettin' horny now)
(รู้สึกเงี่ยนตอนนี้)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
รัก ประเภทที่คุณทำความสะอาดด้วยไม้ถูพื้นและถัง
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
เหมือนกับห้องใต้ดินที่หายไปของอียิปต์ มีแต่พระเจ้าเท่านั้นที่รู้ว่าเราติดอยู่ที่ไหน
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
อักษรภาพ ขอให้ฉันชัดเจน ฉันอยากจะอยู่ในทะเลใต้ของคุณ
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
แต่ฉันมีความคิดนี้ว่าการเคลื่อนไหวของทะเลของคุณ
Means small craft advisory
หมายถึงคำเตือนเรือขนาดเล็ก
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
ดังนั้นถ้าฉันคว่ำในต้นขาของคุณ น้ำขึ้นสูง B-5 คุณทำให้เรือรบของฉันจม
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
โปรดเปิดใช้งานฉัน ฉันคือ Mr. Coffee ที่มีการหยดอัตโนมัติ
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
เลยแสดงของคุณให้ฉันเห็น ฉันจะแสดงของฉันให้คุณเห็น "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
คุณจะรักมันเหมือน Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
แล้วเราจะทำมันแบบสุนัข
So we can both watch X-Files
เพื่อที่เราทั้งคู่จะได้ดู X-Files
(Do it now)
(ทำเลยตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Do it again now)
(ทำอีกครั้งตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Gettin' horny now)
(รู้สึกเงี่ยนตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Do it again now)
(ทำอีกครั้งตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Do it now)
(ทำเลยตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Do it again now)
(ทำอีกครั้งตอนนี้)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
คุณกับฉันที่รัก เราไม่ใช่อะไรเลยนอกจากสัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
เรามาทำมันเหมือนที่พวกเขาทำในช่อง Discovery
(Gettin' horny now)
(รู้สึกเงี่ยนตอนนี้)
Haha, well now
哈哈，好吧，现在
We call this the act of mating
我们称这为交配的行为
But there are several other very important differences
但是人类和动物之间还有几个非常重要的区别
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
你应该知道的
(I'd appreciate your input)
（我会很感激你的意见）
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
汗水，宝贝，汗水，宝贝，性就像德克萨斯的干旱
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
我和你做的那种事只有Prince会唱出来
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
所以把你的手放进我的裤子，我敢打赌你会感觉到疯狂
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
是的，我是Siskel，是的，我是Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
你得到了两个大拇指的赞扬
You've had enough of two-hand touch
你已经受够了两手触摸
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
你想要粗鲁，你越界了
I want you smothered, want you covered
我想你被淹没，想你被覆盖
Like my Waffle House hash browns
就像我的华夫饼屋的脆皮土豆饼
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
比联邦快递来得更快，永远不会达到顶峰
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
就像可口可乐的股票，你有倾向
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
让我提前一个小时起床，就像夏令时
(Do it now)
（现在就做）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Do it again now)
（再做一次）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Gettin' horny now)
（现在开始兴奋）
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
爱，你用拖把和水桶清理的那种
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
就像埃及失落的地下墓室，只有上帝知道我们把它藏在哪里
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
象形文字，让我明确一点，我想在你的南海中沉浸
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
但我有这样的想法，你的海洋的运动
Means small craft advisory
意味着小型船只警告
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
所以如果我在你的大腿中翻船，涨潮，B-5，你击沉了我的战舰
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
请打开我，我是带有自动滴水的咖啡先生
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
所以给我看你的，我会给你看我的，“工具时间”
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
你会像Lyle一样喜欢它
And then we'll do it doggy style
然后我们会用狗的方式做
So we can both watch X-Files
这样我们都可以看X档案
(Do it now)
（现在就做）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Do it again now)
（再做一次）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Gettin' horny now)
（现在开始兴奋）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Do it again now)
（再做一次）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Do it now)
（现在就做）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Do it again now)
（再做一次）
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
你和我，宝贝，只是哺乳动物
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
所以让我们像他们在探索频道上做的那样做
(Gettin' horny now)
（现在开始兴奋）
