The Crypt Keeper

[Intro]
You should not have come here
You're not welcome here
This place is for the dead

[Verse 1: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
I'm the crypt keeper, in charge of the netherworlds
Death Valley is made up of skeletons and it's spoken words
Vultures fly by like ghetto birds and pick flesh from bones
While they melt in the sun like ice cream cones
The Dead Zone, [?] the rings
Brimstone and hot lava melt away puppet strings
Got a thousand of 'em waitin' to jump if I give the word
And drag you down in the crypt without a care or concern
I hold a hourglass, which means my word is my bond
And if your name appear on my list, it's you I will be creep on
Or should I say cryptin'? No, I'm not trippin'
I pause for a second to reload my weapon and blast!

[Chorus: Blaze Ya Dead Homie & Jamie Madrox]
You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper!
You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you! (Blast!)
You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper!
You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you!
The sun is falling and it's raining blood
The Dead Man has returned to your neighborhood
And you know I'm 'bout the scheme!
Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!)
Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down (And you know I'm 'bout the scheme!)
Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!)
Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down
You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper!
You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you! (Blast!)
You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper!
You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you!
The sun is falling and it's raining blood
The Dead Man has returned to your neighborhood
And you know I'm 'bout the scheme!
Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!)
Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down (And you know I'm 'bout the scheme!)
Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!)
Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down
You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper!
You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you!

[Outro: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Pour out some liquor and bow your head
And show respect to the motherfuckin' dead!