Technology employment contract

Yo, welcome to the company, dawg
We're so excited to have you here today
Welcome to this, uhh, Apple
Welcome to Apple
We're here at Apple today
I don't know what this song is or if it even counts as a song
So I think I should sing
"Go buy an iPhone"
"Go buy a Apple Watch"
"A MacBook, or an iPad"
Welcome to, technology
Let me, make your ears bleed
Woo
Now were gonna have some talk
My name is Steve Mobs
And I did Apple, or something like that
Wait, what's my linе again?
Oh I made Apple? Oh, I'm Stevе Jobs?
I thought you said I was, uhh, Steve Mobs
What do you mean I'm an idiot?
No, n-no, you misunderstand
I-I just misheard you, don't call me an idiot
Okay, we'll go back to the song, everybody
Steve Jobs
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yeah, alright
[gibberish]
I don't know
Euw
I got, we got, technologies here at our company
Welcome to our company
We care about you, so you help you, to help yourself, to help me
It's a pyramid, call it a scheme
Just kidding
But yes, we are kidding
Definitely kidding, 100% kidding
Everybody knows
What?
[?]
Oh, I'm making the worst album possible
[?]
Pff, It's a 4-minute song, yeah
Uh, SKRRRT, BOOM
And that's our company
Would you like to work here?
Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Um, fine